Like Sisyphus and his wretched boulder, online dating has lost its allure. What used to be about nurturing a connection between two people now seems more like a fast-track drive-thru speed-dating dip in the shallow end of the pool. If you can't remember the names of the last dozen women you went out with, then you know what I mean. And it does get disheartening, doesn't it?

However, I'm tenacious, as well as intelligent, funny, articulate, outgoing, honest, open-minded, inquisitive, and adventurous. I'm looking for the same in a man, with emphasis on a sense of humor.

If you're looking for a demure, skinny, flat-chested bimbo, then keep on going, because I'm busty, sometimes outrageous, but never boring.

So, tell me about YOU!?!

Bonus points if you can communicate in complete sentences with decent spelling. In other words, if you say that you "don't take things for granite," then please be a geologist or a stonemason! Seriously. If the absolute best you can do is "Hey, let's hook up!" then please don't expect a response. Like I said above, "the shallow end of the pool" just exhausts me and good communication is so very important.

Surprise me! I'm a cultural omnivore who can go from ribs and Roller Derby to sushi and opera.

Live within 75 miles.
Must not be married