Update July 25th 2008.

So I'm bored and working; bad combination to say the least. This means I have a lot of free time to cause all kinds of mischief. Working in a technology based environment (big words to describe the fact that I have a computer on my desk...) means that there are plenty of shiny and interesting thing to mess up without getting into too much trouble. I have compiled this small list of things to do in the office to brighten up yet another boring day.

1. Secretly unplug your colleague's mouse. Watch him beat, bash, bang and thrash the mouse around around until it finally occurs to him to check the cable. When he asks if it was you tell him you thought it worked better that way.

2. We all know that every office has a common fridge which will provide a plethora of fun times for the up and coming $hit disturber.
a. Hide the milk. This really pisses people off in the morning.
b. Hide the coffee machine. Warning: This will make you a public enemy if anyone finds out, especially in the morning.
c. Put a huge birthday cake in the fridge and walk around the office with a party hat. When asked if it's your birthday, tell everyone you just like birthday cakes and the hat is used to set-up the mood to eat said cake.

3. Write a really beautiful love letter, confessing an unending love towards an office colleague. Make it anonymous and as vague as possible. Watch how every girl in the office tries to figure out who it is for or from.

4. Ball up some industrial strength duct tape and tape it to your head. Put one of those heavy duty staplers right on top to make it look like you stapled it to your face. Run around screaming bloody murder. Scare your manager/Colleague/Director.

5. Set a timer on all the computer in the office to turn on at a certain time and then tell everyone that you can control technology with your mind. When the right time comes around, stand up like Houdini or Copperfield and wave your hands chanting something that sounds impressive. Watch everyone fall out of their chairs when the entire office lights up to your command.

6. Grab some of that good ol' duck tape and tape your buddy's chair lever. You know, the one that raises and lowers the chair. Every time the poor sod will sit down the chair will go all the way down and vice versa when getting up. Hilarious!

7. If you are really of strong will and sound mind, try the following: Go into the bathroom around the busiest time in the morning. I'm not sure about you ladies, but it seems like 7:30am is the perfect time for men to go for a #2. Walk in and be as noisy as possible. Bring a fart cushion; have some fun. Make the strangest strain noises you can think of and watch everyone run for their lives. A Chewbacca imitation works wonders for this prank.

8. This one works miracles in a telemarketing office or tech support center. Use some office glue to hard wire your colleagues phone receiver to the phone. Call them and then roll on the floor laughing as they smack themselves on the ear with a full fledged telephone set.

That's all for now. You're wondering how come it's only 8 instead of a nice round number like ten? Well I have an excellent explanation - which I forgot. Oh well...

Later.

Depends on what we like to do no??