hiya i'm fairly new to the area, and i haven't been out a lot. so, i'm looking to find some people to bum around with and do something, so i don't go insane from boredom. i like to play guitar (3 years), so if you are musically adept, i could make your ears hurt with my bad playing, and annoy you with my bad chord changes. i am interested in starting a band that plays original music (blues/rock/hard rock/punk etc). i have traveled to a few different places around the world, and still want to see more(about 180 more to go). i hope to some day either build or buy a decent sized sail boat so i can do this. i can be sarcastic at times, and have a love for things that are humorous. even though i don't watch a lot of tv, i will find time for: the simpsons, family guy, futurama, my name is earl and supernatural.i have tried skydiving, and have done 14 jumps (8 of them were for AFF). unfortunately, i haven't continued with it, but would love to get into it again. i usually go to the sunny coast once a week.

i don't really know if i fit into what is deemed "main stream society". for me, anything that the majority of other people do, i usually don't bother with. that even goes for my travel destinations, if it's "touristy", i won't be there for long or at all. i enjoy a variety of music, which includes, but isn't limited to: iron maiden, GNR, ACDC, led zep, wolfmother, sex pistols, offspring, run dmc, bach. i despise cricket, AFL and rugby league, for the following reasons : (1)only dogs and f@99ots chase balls. (2) only complete idiots like to stand around in the heat (3) only those with no talent, or basic motor skills, would find it fascinating to watch someone be able to hit a ball. (3) one guy, trying to push two guys heads, up three guys bung holes, isn't my form of entertainment. (4) jumping in the air and prancing around like a fairy is, well, it's for fairies. (5) the only real football is what is called soccer in this country

i am actually looking for a friendship first sort of relationship. if i can't be your friend, don't expect me to be your lover. if things go further then that's great, if they don't, then it doesn't matter either way, atleast i made a new friend. i'm just tired of being bored. you don't have to be able to play a musical instrument either if you're just looking for someone to hang flex with also, that'd be cool. i like to see live music, go to movies etc. i like doing stuff, stuff is cool, i do it all the time. i don't have a job to go to as such, but i do have an income. it's something i would rather not discuss here. but, because of this, i am available to meet day or night. that probably makes me sound like a total freak. but, so be it. i have a pic, so you can check it against the wanted posters. i'm not really that camera friendly. i do have a webcam tho, so you can see me on msn, if you decide to contact me. even tho i do smoke, i am trying to give up. so maybe that is something we can help each other with. i'm not usually someone who talks alot, but on these things you have to try and sum up your whole life in less than a page, so someone will find you interesting.

also, if you are a devout christian or catholic etc, or are really into country music, THEN PLEASE LOOK ELSEWHERE. i am wiccan (no, i don't sacrifice babies or worship the entity you call satan), i have looked into christianity, and was even involved with the church. i have even read your bible cover to cover numerous times (probably something you haven't even done once), and have found it to contain nothing more than contradictions, propaganda and lies, much like the people that went to church. so, if you're looking to reconvert me, i suggest you move on. infact, maybe you should do a little research, and find out just how many things you stole from pagans, to help your religion become popular(not to mention the genocide involved). you're willing to praise and worship someone, who was nothing more than a prophet, say your a monotheistic religion, but worship the father, son and holy spirit and (in some cases) the "virgin" mother. but, aren't willing to acknowledge that "santa claus" was real. santas' real name was saint nicolaus (a christian priest none the less), and he did exist, just not in the form that is most believed today. there's something else you can research. i'm all for freedom of religion, it just doesn't mean you're free to annoy me with what you believe in. as for country music, it just bores me to tears and gives me a head ache. as a guitarist, i may study some of the techniques, but it won't mean i like the style of music.

if you say you are hot, but have no pic to view or send(or even if it's a fake pic), then please don't bother contacting me either. i have enough spam coming to my inbox already thanks.

if you wish to contact me for something other than starting a band, i.e you wish to have a relationship etc, then i am mainly interested in women shorter than me(for friendship only i don't care about hieght), with slim/athletic/average bodies (size 10 or smaller) and preferably small breasts (ie. not DD, more than a handfull is a waste). i couldn't care less if you were white, black, brown or orange with purple stripes, aslong as you meet that basic description, and can hold a convo, have a brain in your head, wear little or no make up(i.e not put on with a trowel), and are from ages 18 to 45-ish. kids are o.k. aslong as your kids are o.k., o.k !?

a few things to take note of:

(1)if your life revolves around the t.v guide

(2)are emphatically engrossed by "big brother" or similar other "(non)reality t.v shows"

(3)think a good night out is sitting infront of a pokie machine

(4)prefer metrosexual males

(5)are high maintenance

(6)your profile has less than two lines and no interests stated (especially if all it says is "lots")

(7)require a dictionary for most of the words i have put here

(8)have no desire to explore/travel outside the safety of your city limits

(9)are married/in a relationship and looking for a bit of "extra attention"

then it's best you move on and look at someone else. i'm pretty easy going, but there are just some things/people that DO NOT interest me in the slightest.

also, even though i said i'm looking for a female, if you're a guy that plays an instrument, and looking to jam/form a band, then feel free to contact me. but, i would like to state, so there aren't any discrepancies, if you're MALE, and your intentions are for anything other than music related activities (you know exactly what i mean), then please don't bother contacting me either.

ROCK ON !! and always remember: guitarists finger with speed and precision

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