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I am 5'8" and a half(that extra half inch makes all the difference).I have been on my own nearly 6 years now and life is realy great, with 2 children 16 & 14 that live near by and one dog. I wonder where all the years have gone, it only seems yesterday that I was going to Pantiles (club in Bagshot, closed now i hear). I like most types of music, films, dining and dancing. I enjoy nights out as much as nights in! I like going to restaurants, cinema, wine bars, clubbing and the theater. I am a chartered engineer and have my own software company. I am fun loving and also enjoy the outdoors. I have a wicked sense of humor. When in I like Comedy such as Coupling, Friends and Simpsons and films like Notting Hill and Bridget Jones?s. I like to keep fit and used to race Jet Ski?s, still got 2 and go when I can. CANT WAIT FOR THE SUMMER!!
I find it really difficult responding to profiles without fotos, you have seen mine!!!
Please only contact me if you are serious about chatting on the phone with a view to meeting up rather than a string of emails which do not lead anywhere thanks.....
Looking for that sparkle in life again and someone to share it with. You are a long time dead. So if you have a bit of a devil in you and fancy putting some excitement back in your life I would love to hear from you.
"Sex is a drug, I should know. I'm a licensed dealer."***SOME JOKES***
WOMAN'S DIARY:
Saturday 20th October 2007
Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I had
been shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit
late so thought it might be that.
The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere
quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I
suggested we go somewhere nice to eat.
All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed and
didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying.
I just knew that something was wrong.
He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he
hesitated but followed.
I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half
shook his head and turned the television on.
After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed.
I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He
just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up but
later he did, and I was surprised when we made love.
He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that
he was going to leave me and that he had found someone else.
I cried myself to sleep.
MANS DIARY:
Saturday 20th October 2007
England lost to South Africa. Gutted. Got a shag though
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically,orally, and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT!
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest Tescos.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
NOTE: This virus does not normally attack teenagers or retired people.
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Corporate Lesson
Usually the staff of the company play Football. The middle level managers
are more interested in Tennis. The top management usually has a preference
for Golf. MORAL OF STORY: As you go up the corporate ladder, the balls
reduce in size.
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Please show this on your profile if you know someone who has been eaten by a shark!
The Why's of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at****ails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
And the personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back,
"BUDWEISER."
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
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We can chat about this...........
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