Ha! You asked for it!!! Well, Im not the typical gay guy or 'guy' for that matter. I am not into the 'scene' that much and am looking for someone with the same interests as far as that goes. More fun stuff... I love the word **** and use it hourly! I have more tickets for speeding than anyone I know, surprised I still have a car. I love the King of Queens all of the sudden, "shutty". Slightly addicted to white chocolate. Got suckered into a subscription for Time magazine at Best Buy and was recently charged for it cuz I forgot to cancel the d*mn thing. I still continue to throw them out with the junk mail. I am personally trying to bring back the phrase 'your mom'. I have seen every episode of Roseanne and the Golden Girls about ten times each and intend to use that to my advantage one day. As a boy I used to collect caterpillars in a shoe box in my room. I also used to collect rocks hmmmm. I currently am trying to stumble my way through the Divinci Code and have been for two years. I cannot paralell park (come to think of it, Im not sure I can spell it) and I live in the city. I hit one car daily. I love Target and am there usually twice a week for something. I love Diet Pepsi. I can only get through half of a candle or anything scented for that matter before I get sick of the smell and throw it out. However, I have settled on Lever 2000 Fresh Rain soap and I feel content with that decision. Pringles give me heartburn. I love wearing hoodies with shorts and flip flops. I love cheese of all kinds. I bought a 24 case of water the other day and drank it all in the same day, hydration is key! I hate MTV. I miss my friends like crazy from back home but have little desire to go back to visit. I spit on a car this morning for parking like an idiot just assuming it was some dumb **** and it turned out to be the cutest little old ladys work. I got over it quickly. After a night of drinkin in Chi-town I always end up stealing the little door lock thingy from the cab (thanks for starting that habit Guy!)and feel really bad about it when the cab pulls off. I continue to do it. I caught a mouse in a trap and when I saw it I gagged and threw up in the sink. I then paid the neighbor kid to remove it from my apartment. I am one of the only white people in my neighborhood. I worked at the Gap and am sorry for that. Janet Jackson is HOT! I like most people except for the ones I talk to for more than two minutes. I work for a stationery company yet coulnt write in 'cursive' to save my life. I scored 'highly intelligent' on an IQ test. I spelled intelligent wrong the next day. I text so much that I didnt use a single minute on my cell one month. I am horrid with calling people back, David I swear I will tonight! I have danced on a bar on numerous occasions. I tend to steal stuff from bars that I have no use for, just for the thrill. I tripped and fell out of the shower once and laid on the floor laughing my ass off, I was home alone. Pink rocks! I have learned so much about myself in the last two years but just noticed a odd shape freckle on my back, I had it removed the next day. I hate anything sea related, fish, shells, and the water itself. I love walking around Chicago but I usually get lost and have to cab-it back home. Viva Aruba. I once drove to Wisconsin with friends just to say we've been there. I dont read other peoples profiles, yet I just spent thirty minutes filling out my own. Balls!

First date... Hmmm... Well I love to try new restaurants so I would say we could start with dinner! I enjoy learning lots about people, though most of what I learn they dont tell me, Im smart that way! lol After dinner, I would love to walk around downtown somewhere, I love to people watch there are lots of interesting things to see when you look for it!
I am not much for a movie theatre but renting a movie would sound nice, if it went that far! Nice cuddles on the couch, maybe a kiss, then good night!
Not into hook-ups, looking for more than that!