Hi...I'm george,I'm unemployed and I live with my parents....well the line worked on Seinfeld..thought I'd give a try here.
Ok,new strategy.I'm gonna try the opposite now.my name is T-bone,I'm a short,stocky,slow witted bald man.I use to be a hand model and worked for the yankees but now I'm working on the penske file and in a smaller office.I'm looking for one woman so i can get my hand stamped and into the forbidden world.I like my bed sheets untucked and I dress according to my moods,I got on morning mist right now.I'm chair of the Susan Ross foundation.I tried bootlegging movies for awhile,that didn't work out.I once bought a hat at a flea market and owned a suit that swooshed.I'm a great parallel parker.I had a gortex coat but had to give it over cause I spilled some cheap chardonnay

I may be wrong but most woman,not saying all..but most..wouldn't know a good guy if it came and bit them on the a s s and i don't really care if you talk to me or not.but if you do,it would be the best thing you ever done

Me:great smile,dimples and a nice head of hair.easy to talk to,laid back,down to earth,feet on the ground,no where he came from kinda guy.I'm not a stuffed shirt but rather jeans and nice riding boots kinda guy.And i do a pretty good Deniro impression

You:any walk of life

I play guitar.A trait I inherited from my father.Actually music runs in my family.Were sort of like the Kennedys but our family has music and we don't make money at it,unfortunately its all for fun.We do it because we love it.I love my 3500 mp3 list.I ski,rollerblade,tennis,swimming,biking(on toronto island or paths),horseback riding,galleries,museums,city attractions,wonderland,ghost towns,road trips

whatya mean you never met mr right at the bar...i'm shocked...geez women wake up

I have my reasons but if your in the bars week after week or hangout in yorkville.keep walking.I don't wanna know you.but good luck,you'll certainly need it

I'm looking for the 'It' girl

No dinners for the first while.I once bought a woman dinner on the first date and dam do i regret buying her that Harveys combo hahahaha

I know this place that use to be a meat packing plant.I got your picture from a police sketch artist.No dinner for the first few dates,till i make certain your not refunding on the meals.Joe Mayo put me in charge of answering the phone.Sex in the backseat of my fathers gto on the first date would be a very good start.I always wanted to use my van sign that says 'if this vans a rockin don't comma knockin'

These stories need no embellishment,these are the true tales of a slow,short,witted bald man