I have nothing to say cos none of it is gonna be even remotely interesting to any of you. How do I know? I've had this damn thing up for months and months, and I've had every kind of style on here, from light-hearted and witty to dark and brooding, and nothing I say sparks any interest. So, enough bull$hit.

The only reason I keep this profile active is so I have something to kill the time (which I have way too much of) in my empty life. I browse profiles, think about the people behind them, and what they say ; how much is true, how much is crap. I wonder how they are faring with their search on sites like this (no one's luck is possibly worse than mine).

So carry on ladies, go find that rich guy, that hot guy, that "whatever-you-want-in-a-guy" guy - cos you sure won't find anything worthwhile here. A good heart, sense of humor, compassion, consideration, loyalty, a sense of integrity, and possession of scruples & principles really mean fu¢k-all in today's world. It's all about the bling and good looks - neither of which I can offer.

Cheers.

Doesn't matter, cos it aint gonna happen.