i got all my teeth and i don't smell too funny.

no matter how funny it seems at the time, never write your profile at 3 am when you can't sleep. wait til morning and then see if it's still funny to you. trust me on this one.

a teacher stands in front of his class with several boxes and a jar. he picks up the first box and starts pouring these large rocks into the jar. when the rocks have reached the top he looks at the class and asks, "is the jar full?" the class says it is and the teacher grabs the second box and starts to pour small pebbles into the jar. they squeeze into the spaces between the rocks and soon the box is empty and the jar is full. again he asks, "is the jar full?" again the class agrees it is. so he grabs the last box and starts to pour sand into the jar. soon the box is empty and the sand reaches the top of the jar. "this jar is your life," the teacher explains. "if you just start randomly throwing things into it, you'll never have enough room. but if you start with the big important things like family, school, and work; then you will be able to squeeze the lesser things in so your life will be full and you will be missing nothing." the students thought about this for a while and suddenly one student reaches into his bag and stands up. in his hand he has a bottle of beer which he opens and pours into the jar until it is empty. watching the student in shock the teacher asks "what do you think you're doing!" and the student says, "no matter how much you do in life, there's always room for a beer."

WARNING! when i'm out i'm usually high energy with an random sense of humor and almost NO qualms about looking like an idiot in public. don't get me wrong, i don't need to be the center of attention and i'm not ALWAYS on. if we're at a broadway play, church, dinner(i take my food seriously!) or a funeral, i'll be good.... but at a bar, zoo, museum, outside... at home....um... school...work...aaaannnnd...pretty much everywhere else... basically i'm saying how i act doesn't usually revolve around how many people are watching. if you need one of those guys who just sits back acting "cool" all night, that is not me! unless you are insanely hot...then i'll change, i promise!

After midnight it is time, the moon is in full bloom;
To your window, a short climb, then slip into your room.

First quietly lock your door, thoughts racing through my head;
then my clothes fall to the floor, then climb into your bed.

Behind closed eyes I see your face, eyes feline and exotic;
and on your lips (oh for a taste) a smile knowing and erotic.

Pulse beats quick, flesh is bare, slipping under the covers;
the tang of sweat, the smell of your hair, mingled like two lovers.

Sweat beads down an arching back, heavy breath on parted lips;
Eyes glazed over, vision black, caressing hands and grinding hips.

Fingers curl and muscles lock, groaning as i finish;
Time to leave, glance at the clock, in and out in three minutes.

Every night in your room, I make love to you;
The only thing that I wish, is that you could be there, too.

i wrote that for a girl who didn't take to it quite as well as i had hoped. some people have no sense of humor.

WHEN did they start asking about if you own a car!? PoF used to have SOME class... next they're going to ask for bra and jock strap size.

10/22/09 the over 100k thing is just temporary while i milk the GI Bill for everything it's worth. After 4 years i'll be back in the 75-100 category. at which time i'll go back to prefer not to say and act all shocked and offended that PoF should dare ask such a personal and unimportant question!

it's been a while since i've had time for a first date. any free time i have now is usually spent studying, biking or occasionally hanging out with friends .

Since then 'tis centuries, and yet each
Feels shorter than the day

and then they hung my daddy...
hanged dear, your father's not a tapestry.

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