I'm Donita, and I'm bored. Then again, I'm always bored. That's why I'm always trying to find something to do. I don't like to sit at home, or anywhere else for too long; I get restless.

I have a very sarcastic (sometimes insulting) sense of humor.

I know I'm young, but I'm not stupid. I know about life, and love. I hate to say it, but I may be a tad cynical about both.

Im going to school to be a hostage negotiator. How bad ass is that?

Blah blah blah blah...things that make you think I'm awesome...blah blah.

I want:
Someone I can laugh with
Someone I can rough house with
Someone who can handle me when my temper flares
Someone to get sh*tfaced with me and steal lawn ornaments
Someone to discuss current events
And great literature
Someone who is as random as me
And smarter, but doesnt flaunt it
A guy who isnt too insecure to carry my purse when it gets too heavy for me
This person doesnt exist.


I don't even effing know...Im rambling at this point. [As if you've even read this far...seriously.]

Im probably the only sane person in the world who likes pickled sausage. It tastes like beef jerky AND pickles. Score.
My friends ringtone for me starts out with "This sh*t will eff you up." Im not too sure what he means by this...
I think Manson is hot.
Morgan Freeman? I totally want him to be my grandpa.
I've been known to randomly burst out in song.
My friend told me when I get my new Jeep I need to get 5 point seat belts. What does that say about what I do with my cars?
I have a "happy eating dance" that I do when Im eating something that is good.
Have you ever wanted to punch the person walking in front of you in the back of the head? No? You're weird.
Im addicted to piercings. I almost always end up taking them out though. Ive left my tongue ring and industrial in the though as well as my tragus and conch, and my lip ring (even though its really a stud.) Ive had my Monroe and nose done, but took those out.
I have four tattoos. One on my back, one on my wrist, one on my ribs, and one behind my ear.
I probably want to punch you in the face...but thats just the rage talking
Pssssh, don't be jealous because you're not as cool as me.
[Im really not conceited. That was supposed to be funny, as in hahaha...eff it.]

Surprise me.

Oh, and for the record, if I looked at your profile, I probably was interested. I just dont send messages first. Im shy. Scouts honor.