My name is Dave, I live in a right sh*thouse, used to live in a drain on the motorway, now i've been evicted. Not bad looking for a pig got six teeth and one arm and three legs. Love my armchair, pipe and slippers looking for someone to light my pipe and fetch my slippers. I make my own bed in the morning with a hammer and nails and live in a nice area, the neighbours break in to clean up for me, i've had twelve doors and 5 window pains repaired thanks for reading my profile, IS ANYONE ON HERE LOOKING FOR A DATE OR DO YOU ALL JUST LOVE WRITING.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

looking for someone with a gsoh, an can keep up with me , wine an dine,or you can kidnap me , ha ha , in my spare time i train elephants, an love swimming with sharkes, so may be go swimming? if you like? PS wish i was 11teen again PS ,not looking for just SEX, had plenty of that, got the T shirt, so think befor you ?good at travling never sick, i think this site is used by a lot of women as a hobby,maybe players? feel like chuckin a ball in.not looking for penpals someone real !!!!!!!!! WELL I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A SHAM OF WOMEN IN MY LIVE ON THIS SITE , WHAT ARE YOU AFTER? NO WONDER YOU DONT HAVE A MAN HALF OF YOU , THINK SOME OF YOU LIfE IN DREAM WORLD , GET REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THANKS TO THE LADYS THAT TALK BACK , THE ONES THAT DIDNT WELL THERE JUST TROUTS, THATS WHY THERE STILL FISHING !!!!! BEST GO TOO THE FAIR AN HOOK A DUCK SOME SADDOS ABOUT!!!!!! THEM WITH OVER 200 FAVS ,DONT THINK THEY HAVE TIME FOR A DATE, AS THEY TO BUSY CHATING, OR DREAMING!!!!!!!