If you like quiet, romantic evenings, a glass of wine, fine dining, a woman who can think as well as cook, who enjoys traveling, listening to the sounds of a seashell, theatre, spectator sports, music of all types, one who loves to laugh and who still believes in best friends, monogamy and that there is one special person for everyone, please feel free to drop me a line. I am in search of a TALL, SINGLE WHITE MALE OVER FORTY-FIVE! If you do not fit those parameters, thank you for reading, but please do not respond!
I'm outgoing, expressive and have never learned how to "mind."
I'm not into the tattoo, body piercing, muscle-bound, NASCAR, goat-roping, camping, hunting, etc. type! (By the way, what IS goat roping?)
If you're "happily married" but looking, I KNOW we won't get along.
If you're a chain smoker, there is nothing appealing about licking an ashtray...
If Yankee, upfront, feisty women are not your forte, find a Southern belle.
Favorite quote: "If you love someone, set him free. If he does not return, hire a hit man and max his credit cards!" (I'll take credit for that one.) Now that I have alientated and chased away 95% of you, where is that 5% worth finding?
P.S. Ten extra points if you're one of those who knows the difference between "YOUR" and "YOU'RE!!!!"

A glass of wine, tea or a quick lunch to see if there is chemistry...