"i was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam, i looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me." - woody allen

I'm very laid back and easy going, a big movie buff, an have been told I'm pretty (devastatingly) funny in a bit odd sort of way. I like wine, sushi, beer, reading, and golf. I also am a pretty big sports fan, football and baseball. I am also a bit of a nerd and very partial to curvy girls (maybe it is my inner black guy) and a like a girl who is a little odd and out of the ordinary. sorry no longer accepting girls in straight jackets on the first date, semi casual or lace dress code strictly enforced.

* must be able to sit though long, weird indie films, put up with me listening to audio lectures while going to bed, try any food once, be able to laugh until you pee your pants a little, love the history channel
kurt vonnegut, mark twain, ayn rand, scott fitzgerald

music: modest mouse, bloc party, toyko police club, nofx, tom vek, paul oakenfold, mf doom, system of a down, billy talent, ghost face killah, the impossibles, radiohead, diplo, ltj bukem, notorious big, propagandhi, slapstick, the killers, iggy pop, moby, the pixies, dj tiesto, 311, bt, deftones, korn, blink 182, Nerf hearder, weezer, interpol, mgmt, ziggy stardust

movies: lotr, any woody allen film, annie hall & plat it again sam (are my favorite), naked gun, the holy grail, hotel rwanda, amores perros, kiss kiss bang bang, godfather, lock stock and two smoking barrels, snatch, ocean's 11, lost in translation, garden state, me you and everyone we know )) ((, brazil, the first matrix, zoolander, pulp fiction, waking life, the usual suspects, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, the pianist, being john malkovich, mulholland drive, magnolia, the graduate, army of darkness, sin city, sunshine, PLANET TERROR... machete, the bourne trilogy, the maltese falcon, casablanca, la vita e bella

guilty tv pleasures: no reservations, true blood, the original real worlds, project runway (in a completely straight way), six feet under, always sunny in philadelphia, mad men

*** ZOMBIES PLEASE NOTE ***
the last girl i met offline was a zombie. i had to cut off her head with a chainsaw in the middle of the restaurant, kind of embarrassing.

lets paint the town red, with blood... errr or dinner + drinks would work as well