Hi there - I'm Tricia. I'm not too sure how to start this so I'll just start I guess lol.

I just recently moved back home. I'm working full time but saving $ so I can quit my job next fall and go back to school full time for my nursing degree.

I am looking for a boyfriend. I'm not looking to be your friend. I have enough friends, no need to make anymore.

I'm a big girl. I'm working on getting to the gym more and plan on toning up. I will never be a size two. Ever. Even if you removed layers of hip, ass and ribs, I will still be a double digit (ok, MAYBE an 8) girl. But that's okay with me. I like my hips and my ass. They go well with my boobs. :)

I have a cat named Chloe. She is my world and literally greets me at the door when I get home from work. If your allergic (and one of those stubborn people who refuse to take something for it) or have something against cats, then this isn't going to work out. I'll never give her up for anyone.

I have a very dry and witty sense of humor. I think politically incorrect jokes are hysterical (yes, I loooove Family Guy!) I'm damn quick with a comeback. It takes a lot to leave me stumped.

I have no issues calling you out on your bulls**t and would almost expect you call me out on mine. I don't beat around the bush, no time for mind games. If I have a question I ask it and I ask a lot of questions. I am probably the nicest person you'll ever meet just don't f.u.c.k with me or my feelings and don't waste my time - I will flip a complete 180 on your ass. It rarely happens, I swear I'm not a mean girl or anything! (Yes I know that last line either interested you more or totally turned you off lol)

I don't make first moves. I might add you to my favorites and then debate for a while if I want to message you (but I'm secretly hoping you'll message me).

I need a guy who has time for me. Call me girlie - but I like attention and cuddling. If you don't have time to cuddle with me - then it probably won't work out. I'm not saying I want you up my ass all the time, but it would be nice to see you a few times a week.

I love my family. I grew up in a family of 4 kids. They are crazy and loud and something is always going on when we get together. Holiday dinner conversations usually revolve around politics/religion/interracial dating and any other taboo subject you can name. At the end of the day I wouldn't trade any of it for the world. If you ever meet them and they start to pick on you, its because they like you. :)

FYI - Race is not an issue to me nor is it an issue for my family. Its 2009..lets move into present day people...ha-ha). As my Dad once told me "I don't care who you date as long as he has a job and he doesn't hit you" My response: "So I'm looking for a non-abusive man with employment...I think I can handle that..." LOL

Still interested? :)

Something quiet, calm. Maybe meet up somewhere we can actually hold a conversation and get to know each other. I'm a fairly simple girl, it doesn't take much to amuse me :D