| ColonelIngus The Sunfish:
(private pic) Are U Viper Worthy&Delish? |
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
for |
Dating |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Single |
| Profession |
Cultured hedonist? |
| Smarts |
Graduate degree |
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| Do you want children? |
Undecided/Open |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
No |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
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I might as well be honest - so far as women are concerned I'm really only good for just one thing. But I'm very, very good! (And it's not like anything else is broken...) So if you're a connoisseur, or maybe just curious, well if you think you'd like this sort of thing you're absolutely going to love this. Think of it as an exciting vacation from your everyday humdrum existence. Hey, guys just want to have fun, too!
You: first of all you're a woman and not a girl. You're at least about 25-27, fit/healthy, reasonably uninhibited, stylish/classy/sophisticated, scrumptilicious in tight jeans or short skirt, always a joy to be with and not someone with wild mood swings or who complicates life unneccesarily. I don't particularly have a 'type', though I tend to like more sugar than spice in the mix, and darker and/or reddish hair. I will say that freckles and/or glasses and/or bangs and/or polkadots tend to make me weak in the knees.
I might find almost anyone extra-attractive, however, sorry, no BBW's -- flab is a major turn-off (as are profiles that don't show any personality). I don't wanna break my face! lol I dig some nice curves, just not that kind. So, if you say "a few extra pounds" you should explain just how many, and maybe consider losing them first. Not being a boob myself, I can pretty well guarantee I won't be the least bit impressed by your fat mammy jiggly juggies cleavage. Dittos for tramp stamps; if most of your pictures are of your tattoos this is gonna be a no-go -- I am so non-ghetto and not into gals with so little brains that they follow fashion trends and think it's *cool*. Only the hottest looking and acting gal earns special admission into the Viper zone. Yes, I really do have one of the few supercars in town, and it certainly deserves an impeccable gal to go with it. I got it out in Las Vegas, so you can be sure there's an interesting story there. It's not only a head-turning outrageous work of art, but it's a 200 mph rocket ship! It'll be the ride of your life! In more ways than one.
Me: upbeat, personable, no SO/gf/ex/kids/baggage, decent-looking & fit, 5'10" 150lbs (not the least bit Homer Simpson-ish), strawberry-blonde w/beard & the bluest of eyes. I'm basically a normal if somewhat extraordinary (eccentric?) person. Personality-wise, I've been told I'm a cross between Adam and Jamie on Mythbusters -- thoughtful and grounded but playful and a bit outlandish at times. And I do have an advanced degree from a big-name place (though I always root for my underdrad U-Dub Huskies), so it helps if ya got some savvy and worldliness. I've got the brains, you've got the looks, yadda, yadda, yadda...
Not averse to an ongoing association if this works for both of us. For some reason the powers that be here didn't like my photo -- maybe they thought it was fake since Tom Petty looks so much like me -- so I'll have to send it to you directly. Check that: they now have the "Private Images" option, so it should say "Yes" somewhere up above and to the left (under Hair Color), which means I can include it in a message -- if I think you might qualify. In the meanwhile, if you check out m y s p a c e / angel2326 there is a pic on the right side not very far down of the car and some ditzy girls I ran into at The Ritz last Summer; I also took the one just above of the three of them w/the gal in pink in the center. Do I take nice shots, or what? Anyway, don't just sit there like a bump on a log and wimp out, think how impressed all your friends will be with how well you did via I-Net dating!
P.S.: there's one other thing I'm really good for... I'm trained as masseur and have my own table - but it's sorta like actual work to give a great massage so I have to really like you. Also, please don't get all goofy because I added you as a favorite -I'll bookmark anyone who's into certain things I'm into, and it's the only way I know of to see whether someone has a cobweb profile or is actually currently on here, and sometimes email restrictions prevent me from getting through that way, or maybe you had an unusual picture or something which caught my eye, and sometimes I just do it cause I see few others have recognized you for the gem that you are and I thought I'd help get your numbers up.
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| | First Date |
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Go for an exhilirating ride, say, over Independence Pass now that it's open? I mean, a REALLY exhilirating ride... Maybe even after a few double espressos! If you seem able to handle it I'll maybe let you shift it through all the gears.
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