New pics on the way as Im off on my hols heaven help Egypt! well Im just me ...wicked sense of humour ....but very caring . But that goes with the job and overspills into reality.
Tea/coffee/lunch /dinner /skydiving/definately not bungy jumping !!/diving might need some training)snorkelling.
I really do hate cats ...allergic to most animals including men and kids.
Knackered after all that ........how about I cook you bring the wine ....never worked out the correct wine for Beans on Toast .
Well the longer I stay on this site I realise I'm on a 'hiding to nothing'.
How many members lists do I appear on?
But who bothers to talk to me ?
dON'T ADD ME I'm a human being .I don't need to be on a 'Favourite list'.
I need mates/friends whatever . I'm not a bloody trophy photo Im a real person.

My first date ?
A multitude of options.
So many Im just gonna go with the flow. x
Actually seeing as there are now 61,131 people on line and nobody wants to talk to me I'm going to cook and eat the cat...or go and eat worms !
PS...Before I get reported to the RSPCA ...I don't own a cat...hate them along with kids and men !
Sounds like a fun barbeque at my house..just bring the wine and I will supply the inedibles hot from the barbeque....be happy x
Promise I would never cook anything that wasn't already dead ...skin boned and gutted....now I feel sick !

Live within 75 miles.
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
Must not do drugs
Must not be married