Honestly, I'm the same as everybody else out there that's looking for love. I'm divorced. I got a kid (11). He's the most important thing in my life and it breaks my heart because some days I don't get to see him. I get up and work hard like most of us. Some days I love my job (lawyer) some days I hate it. So rather than put out a lot of blah blah blah (apologies to Dennis Leary) that you've seen a hundred times before, I'm going to give you a Mad Lib and then you can morph me into your perfect man. Ready? Here goes.

I'm very passionate about ___________________________. My hobbies include _______ing, __________ and ___________s. My idea of the perfect evening is to ___________ with a ____________ and a litle ______________ and maybe even some _________________. I've always wanted to try ____________. My strongest qualities include _____________, _____________ and ________________. My perfect match is someone who is a past or present Miss Hawaiin Tropic winner (hey, even Mad Libs have their limits).

So there you go. I realize I could end up a bungie jumping, sardine eating accordian player. But hey, for the right girl.....