I'm the coolest thing since absolute zero...
I bring all the parties.
I AM the party.
Call all your friends.
Call all their friends.
Call GRANDMA.

You Know how when someone is telling a story, and you can't wait for it to finish, so that you can start telling a better one, and one that involves you?
well, whenever someone begins telling me their crummy story, it's THEM that can't wait for it to end, so that THEY can hear the more awesome version, the ONE WITH ME IN IT.

The E of E=MC^2. I am like proper brainy. By the age of three I could speak five languages. 1 of them braille. No typo. I SPEAK braille. I have 7 HONOURABLE degrees. 5 of them in greatness.
I KNOW ALL THE CAPITAL CITIES
Sweden? OSLO? Finland? HELSINKI. Mexico? MEXICO CITY boom boom!
You can't trick knowledge.


I'm 5''14, 180 pounds, of bodily perfection. 'But there are only 12 inches in a foot...'. Hahahahaha... Math cannot RESTRAIN me. My beauty defies numbers; biology; geometry; all the damn natural sciences and the media studies retards too. Michaelangelo's David? Yeah with a foot long perhaps. Mr Beckham- whatever Shitbeard

I have an eclectic - woot woot, taste in music. My favourite CD is LIVE AID. Classic. JLS are also cool, but how many Africans have they saved.

I am honest with my emotions and my heart runs deep.I do not believe in doing things half baked.Cliche is my middle name. When I care about someone I devote myself to them fully. Above all I believe communication is the key to a succesful partnership. Blah
blah blah



I would hope to meet a similar minded person. An impassioned dislike for Chandler would èncourage compatibility.
'But gosh he's so zany'?
Fuk you in the neck

Nothing intense: meet the folks perhaps.