Hello I’d like to begin by saying that I’m an ahole and I pretty much have no goals or aspirations. For fun I like to sit at home on the couch and play video games all day. Wait … I actually do that all the time because I’m unemployed. I usually try to smoke up twice a day since it keeps me loose but the good thing about that is at least I’ll be all relaxed when I get to meet the parents. Because of my drug habits I might leave with a thing or two from your house like a TV or something. Look at the bright side though at least you’ll have a new TV every month and you get to keep up with the recent technology. If we meet I promise to text you within at least two minutes of the end of our date telling you how much fun I had and how I think I love you. Oh and it will probably be something like this “Hey ma dat was sum crazee time I had. Holla”
I have a lot of drama with ex-girlfriends since I abused them and used to beat them all the time so needless to say there’s a lot of places I can’t go with you because of restraining orders. Well don’t blame me it was the drugs. I changed since then and became a totally different person … unfortunately this new different person also likes drugs and booze.
Oh did I mention that I’m completely broke and expect you to pay all the time even on our first date where I will tell you all about my unfortunate life and how I was on the road to success when i hit ... traffic. I will probably get you to believe me about how great of a person I am inside and feel so bad for me you will definitely want to meet me again to try and help me.
Well I’m either completely honest or I just have a really sick sense of humor.
Ok so if anybody actually reads this far means they're either really bored or slightly interested so I'm going to get serious. I actually do have a job which I love and that makes me really good at it. I'm a RF Microwave Technician and No that has nothing to do with ovens.
I'm confident but not c***y, nice but not a wimp, funny but not a clown.
Your mom will probably think I'm cute.
I listen to everything from Techno to Death Metal and my favorite band is Funeral For A Friend.(KsE is my second)
I never leave my house without my Ipod.
I've seen every Family Guy episode at least three times, I've also watched the movies Snatch and Midnight Run over 50 times.
I am looking for something serious and i don't date more than one person at the same time. I don't think there's anything wrong with that, I'm just not comfortable with it.
I was born in Romania and came to the states when I was 16.
I make a great big spoon.
I love the Ocean and Scuba Diving.
I love traveling but who the heck doesn't.

Go out to a nice dinner or somewhere casual where we can get to know each other or a game at Yankee Stadium as long as you are not a Red Sox fan. Not that i have anything against the Red Sox, I just don't want us to argue on our first date.