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dproberts The Clownfish: Wo(spanner)rks
 
City OKC Oklahoma
Area United States
Ethnicity Caucasian
Sign Sagittarius
Height6' 3" (191 cm)

 
Age 33
Gender Man
Body Type Thin
Religion Non-Religious
Hair Color Brown
Private Images Yes
Chemistry View | Needs Assessment: View

 
I am Seeking a Woman Who is Looking for Friends

 
Smoker? Occasionally
Do you drink? Socially
Marital Status Single
Profession Console Cowboy. *cough*nerd*cough*
Smarts N/A
 
Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Do you do drugs? No
Do you have children? No
Do you have a car? Yes

  Interests
TravelConversationHunting
DancingBooksMovies
MusicLive MusicFood
Motorcycles

 About Me
 I have a wicked sense of humor and love wordplay. So if you can have a conversation using only cheesy lines from songs/movies/plays, make a joke out of anything, and laugh when you fall down in life, I want to know you. If you do drugs, or don't take care of your body and household, I'm invisible. *waves fingers hypnotically*


Things I do... Horseback riding, motorcycles, flying, dancing (ballroom), books, road trips, Shooting (the range etc), games, 4-Wheelers, trying to take over the world, and competition jet-assisted needlepoint, on roller-skates. My friends all tell me I should become a comedian because I'm really funny, and not just my looks. I get sucked into good books, bad movies, good conversations, and quicksand.

I prefer the original "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", The new "Batman", and those devils food cakes that came in the red and yellow package that you can't find anywhere, any more.

Life is a long strange trip, and I'm looking for quality people to travel with me.

*NOTES about Things asked about me*

Yes. I will write back to anyone that writes me. Not because I want to do naked things with them, but because I am here to meet people that I otherwise would not.

ENTJ.

Friends means Friends not FWB.

If I've posted something terribly offensive, I was probably pulling someone's leg.

No, I don't want to swing with you, unless you are talking about dancing. Thank you for the compliment. If you mean dancing, then East or West Coast swing, and where shall we meet?

About the picture: I have them and will send them if we are talking.

I like my job since it allows me the time and money to do what I like, but I work to live, not the other way around. Unless you are a Unix/networking geek, you probably don't really want to know about my job.

I'm actually divorced, but since I have no children, and haven't been in contact with or given much thought to my ex in years, really I'm just single.

Really, seriously, I am just here for friends.

 First Date
  The first date would be something simple and quiet. Coffee, or lunch, while plotting to take over the world. The second dates are far more interesting, and could be anything. First dates are a good way to get a feel for someone's personality and then choose a direction from there. As it stands, I am not currently looking for a date, but am open to having friends.

 Last 5 dproberts Forum Posts
 
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Really three months is too long to date any one woman in a single go. I mean you can date...
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Posted By: Calysta on 7/13/2008 2
I thought I was I being funny ...
When you are trying to be funny with a stranger, try and leave out anything that implies t...
looking for friend in profile
I obviously cannot speak for everyone, but when I say a "friend" I truly mean just people ...
Me time... Our time... Tightening of the leash
Why would you tolerate that behavior in her? Run free! Call no man, or woman "Master". ...

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