Once there was a
who met and fell in love with an
.
But then the
got
, and they
, and the two of them
together, all night long
.
The next morning he told her she wasn't his type
.
The
got heated
, and he so he told her "
".
Now
is back at
once again.
The
is expecting to get plenty of women at the
BAR
, and is more than ready for another
And the all lived
unhappily
ever after.
THE END
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Who am I?:
I am "Special Jess".
Seriously, I'm a nice girl, with an hourglass figure, a pretty smile,
and a good head on her shoulders. I pride myself on
the fact that I motivate and inspire others to come out of
their shell and dance. (OCCUPATION: Social Dance Teacher)
There's much more to it, but we'll save that for later.
I'm organized, for the most part, but my house is usually more clean when I'm expecting company :P Also, I am, and looking for someone who is, compassionate, perceptive, a good communicator, emotionally open, spontaneous, and creative.
I'm new to Southern California. I've been here a little over a year.
Originally from Tulsa, Oklahoma. I'm glad to be here...even though the economy BLOWS right now! In fact, its a point of pride that I've managed to stay in California and survive during these tough times. EVERYTHING IS SO MUCH MORE EXPENSIVE HERE!
I've traveled alot in my life, and have been to many different countries
and continents. It is a goal of mine to eventually visit all of them (and possible start a collection of photos, dried flowers, or postcards as proof of having visited.
What kind of guy am I looking for?:
To tell you the truth, I don't know! I haven't found him yet! :P
There are lots of man fish out there, and I know you all have something special to offer. There are a few attributes I would like him to have...a man that doesn't mind dressing up sharp. There's nothing sexier than that. It would be nice if he had nice eyes, strong hands, and a radiant smile... Appearance is really not the most important thing though. It would be nice to have a man who wants to pair up with me and take life on like a competition/challenge, appreciates a good home-cooked meal, and who doesn't mind cooking one himself, either! A man who is spontaneous but also sticks to his plan when he makes it, a gentleman (chivalry is not dead), and major brownie points to a man that can sweep me off my feet on the dance floor. Of course, don't forget all the romantic stuff: kiss me in the rain, cuddle up while watching a movie, likes sex in the morning, cares about his own individualism, and can still appreciate the way I treat him at the same time.
What's my type?:
This is not an easy question to answer. I'll give it a shot though. Tall and thin. Maybe like Justin Timberlake. Generally this type of guy has more of a feminine side, is stylish, and clean cut.
Thick and muscular (not too burly). More of a manly man, comparable to Matthew Fox (he's super hot). He can sport a 5 o'clock shadow, and likes to do manly things, and a girl feels safe in his arms.
Average with a sexy face. Like Adam Sandler? Good sense of humor, probably a business man, likes to take a lady out, and spoil her.
Looks can be ruined by a bad personality though, where a guy who is more of an average looker can be the most handsome man because of his personality.
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At this point, all that's left is for us to swap numbers, maybe meet each other if talking goes well, become friends after meeting *unless there are MAJOR sparks*...and see where that friendship may lead. Whether it be for the weekend, or a lifetime :)
So yeah, wanna know more? Well, now you just have to give ME a chance, and get to know me.
1st meet - Neutral.
2nd meet=the first date - I'll let you gentlemen think of what to do on this one, but some of the things I like to do are: pool, darts, anything interactive/fun, learning new things, hanging out on the beach, picnics, concerts, dinner, dancing, singing karaoke, video games, chillin', etc. Any/all of the above + maybe a few kisses full of chemistry.
3rd date - if I like you alot: My place or yours ?? ;) No really, I don't put out, so horny boys - step aside, or be willing to work for it. A quote from a friend that I very much agree with and will re-state: "In all seriousness I have no problem admitting that I have a healthy sex drive but more often than not I am in no rush with all the sex. Aside from the numerous immunological parting gifts out there I find that if things are rushed in that direction I lose interest and any relationship is over before it had a chance to get going."
If none of them work out, I'd really like to be friends... yay for networking!
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