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Back in homeland spring 09
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Profession Plumber/Ferrari Auto Broker
Do you want children? Undecided/Open
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Interests
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About Me
Ladies I am here for you!!!
Contrary to popular belief, this profile is very real and not a joke, so serious inquires only please...
I am 6'-2", Athletic body and a full head of hair like Stalin.
I live in Vancouver or better know as 'Bangcougar' 
I am well cultured, traveled & educated. I am a patron of the arts. A connoisseur of
fine wine and beautiful women. I am exciting, spontaneous and fun to be with. I am 1/2 Russian - 1/4 Serbian & 1/4 Greek(from a father I never knew), born in Herzegovina near Sarajevo, I left because I got sick of other Serbians trying to shoot my A$$ off! Moved to Moscow and Stalingrad and did not fare much better over there...food line-ups were too long and everyone was trying to shoot my A$$ off there too. I came to Toronto, Canada on a student exchange program and just never made it back ....I left my 200 sq. foot apartment and 1977 Lada behind in Stalingrad and decided to stay here for good. From Toronto I then moved to Kawaltha lakes-Cottage Country, Ontario for 2 years, headed west and have lived in Vancouver since 1988.
I am fluent in 5 languages. I like Canadian rock from Gordon Lightfoot to BTO and Rush, Helix, Loverboy and The Tragically Hip. I also like Boney M., the Depeche Mode, the Cure, the Beach Boys, Bee Gees, New Order and that new group from Sweden called ABBA.
I am a graudate from B.C.I.T.(Bosnia Croatia Institute of Technology) or (Bosnicia Croatia Instituta Teknologia-Polyteknic)
And 2 years at The Moscow Academy of Politics(Moska-Sovietski Akademia Politikov)
Things I Like To Do:
PARTY, go to a quite bar or Discothik perhaps, Denny's, Binos, Pizza Hut, chill with friends, sing, go to the movies, karaoke etc.
Things that DONT attract me:
poor hygiene, waste people, drama, bad fashion sense, ignorance, bad teeth, garlic breath, clearing the phlem from your throat every 12 seconds and so on and so forth...you get the picture.
So, if you are a single woman who is not on parole, without a criminal record or dependent on any type of anti-depressant medication please drop me a line.
UPDATE-OCT. 21, 2009!!!!
Due to past experiences from the many messages I got on this site, I have imposed the following restrictions
when messaging me:
As of NOV. 7, 2009:
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I do not want to hear from anyone who's ex is still stalking them.
Do not message me if your Husband not doing his job...
Do not message me to ask me about your clogged pipes or garburator not working!
I am not interested in fixing your leaking pipes!
Do not message me if you just want me to be a potential surrogate father to your kids.
I am also not interested in helping anyone with home renos or building a fence.
Do not message me if you you suspect you have any STD's or unexplained rashes or cold sores...
Do not message me if you go to a tanning salon more than 12 times a week.
Do not message me if you have a mullet of any kind, shaved head, pink-purple-green
or any un-natural hair color.
Do not message me if you have a tattoo of any kind on your forehead or any other
part of your face.
Do not message me if your front teeth are missing.
Do not message me if you are over 6'-4" with big hands and an Adams Apple!
Do not message me if you have more than 12 kids.
Do not message me if you are looking to make your ex jealous.
Do not message me if you live in Nova Scotia or PEI or any other geographically undesirable part of the world, that includes the countries and break-away republics that were part of the former Soviet Union...and also the Philipines too.
Do not message me if you you are new in town and looking for someone to drive you around town while you do your errands.
Do not message me if you want an email buddy or pen pal.
Do not message me if you are over 60 to tell me how much I remind you of your grandson or kid...actually if you are old...don't mssg me at all.
Do not message me if you are a single mom with 12 kids who is on any kind of government assistance, or enrolled in a social housing program.
Do not message me if you have a social worker that you report to regularly.
I do not want to see any photos of Pets, tattoos, waterfalls or sunsets!
Do not send me vacation pics!!!!!!!
Do not send me any pics of your kids!!!especially if you have more than 12!!
I do not want to hear anyone carrying on about how their ex abused them! I do not care!!!!!
Not interested in taking a personality test at any Scientology and Dianetics Information centre....
I do not want to hear from anyone that was not born a female!!!!
Although I am flattered...I don't swing that way.
I like a full figured woman, but..if you are extremely over weight, maybe you should skip mess'g me...especially you very large Eastern Bloc Gals from those former Soviet controlled break-away republics(Nyet grandezic grossni Baboushka!!!)
I am not interested in becoming an 'AMWAY' sales rep!!!
I am not interested in baby sitting your kids....especially if you have more than 12...
Not interested in converting to any NEW AGE RELIGION
No!...I do not want to join you and your un-employed welfare case friends in any Free Tibet Protest or Save a Spotted Snow Owl rally!!!
No I am not interested in investing money in any ventures that guarantee a 900% return in
2 weeks....
I am not interested in comming over to your place for coffee and then have me re-arrange your furniture or help you move the Baby Grande Piano....
No History of HERPES!(I can't stress any more the importance of this issue!)
Please do not message me to tell me to meet you for coffee somewhere in Surrey or Maple Ridge and then not show up!!!
If your travelling Visa has expired and you need someone to marry quickly so you can stay in the country...I may consider it.. if you have the cash! Canadian or American currency ONLY!...No Russian Rubels please!!!(Nyet Sovietski Rubelovs!)
Please do not message me to point out spelling and grammar mistakes on my profile!
.....and YES!! I have heard of and know about 'spell check'!!!
And ah yes...the 'Mystery Respondant' with an incomplete profile & no photo who would prefer not to say if they have kids....I will not read and directly delete your response.
Again....Contrary to popular beleif, this profile is very real and not a joke, so serious inquires only please.
I thank-you for taking the time to read my profile.
sincerely yours,
Pavel 'Petrov' S.
First Date
Coffee, drinks, anywhere comfortable so there's no pressure and either party can bail at anytime. I'm not picky -- as long as it doesn't involve going to a country & western bar, Pool Hall, Bowling Alley or eating some organic free-range crap in a hippie vegetarian loser dive eatery.
I like Thai, Japanese, Italian & Persian Food. I also like Kentucky Fried Chicken and
A & W.
a quick note:
If you are a male, please do not message me with questions about Ferraris with your email address and expect a response, from now on all males that message me will have
their email address added to the mailing list of N.A.M.B.L.A.(North American Man-Boy Love Asscociation)
And if you speak any Russian, Serbian, Belarusian or Greek....you automatically score some bonus points!
Simple yet complicated.
Intense yet no drama.
Quiet on the outside yet screaming on the inside.
A dreamer yet a realist.
Looking for my match...
You must be a thinker. Not necessarily in the traditional books kinda way. More of in a perceptive and evolved kinda way. Be in tune with yourself. Smile lots....
I don't see the glass 1/2 empty...I see it 1/2 full...
I like long walks along beach and watching the sunsets...
“Those who bind themselves to a joy
Doth thy winged life destroy
But those who kiss the joy as it flies
Live in eternity’s sunrise
-William Blake
and...No!..I dont have a paper route
WARNING The Greek Stud Is Addictive... 
Greek_Stud_4U has 2 roses that can be sent.
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