There's so much to say, and then again there's only so much I want to tell you. I have a dominating personality up until the words "shut up" come from your mouth. I start my conversations with the phrase "Let me finish!" and end them with "I just told you that", even if you haven't interrupted me or asked me a question. I've tried climbing Mt Everest without a rope, made a trans-Atlantic trip in a row boat, and I'm the only person alive that has actually counted up to infinity; but none of that was as challenging as trying to find a way to end a sentence with the word "if".
On the flip side, I can be very easy going and relaxed, to the point that I can have a conversation and then not even remember what you told me 5 minutes later.
I'd love to find someone one who can spend the whole day with just one rollerskate on their foot, can easily admit that they spit when they speak, and won't accuse me of staring at their cleavage when I'm just trying to peer into their soul.
My whole philosphy on life is about mind over matter: if you don't mind, then it doesn't matter.

Put a bag over your head and surprise me at the end of the night. If you're good looking, I'll be able to hold my food down.