**If I message you and you are not interested.. please just say "no thanks". I will not insult you as I realize not everybody is for everybody. It's just common courtesy and you would find it rude if someone ignored you in person.**

I am entertaining. And not in a get drunk while people point and laugh as I pee my pants while using my best pick up lines on a bar stool kind of entertainment.

I mean....if your friends meet me they will say "He is a nice smiley friendly funny guy" and not "my god.. we told you dating off the interweeb was not gonna work.. and look at how he dresses.. those shoes.. ewww!!"

I am down to earth but don't have my head buried in it.
I can dance if the music is not crap.
I will open doors for you, carry your bags, and walk on the outside of the sidewalk.
I am generous but not a pushover.
I am man.. hear me whimper hiding under the bed from a PMS'ing woman while throwing chocolate at her mouth.

I desire to meet an active, friendly, outgoing, and attractive woman to do some stuff with. Say seeing a movie, or going to play tennis.. or going to see a band, or flying to Vegas for a weekend of debauchery and tequila shots.

First meetings I usually like to hit a pub and drink a pint or two or have a coffee and chat and see how we connect.. or how we don't connect. ;)

Should I list things I don't like or will you take that as negatives?
ah.. you can take it.. yer a big girl.

My don't likes list:

-addicted to drugs or an alcoholic ( not looking for a PARTY PARTY WOOO girl.. have yer life in order please )
-no Bi-polar, or Borderline Personality Disorder type women.. 'nuff said?

Other than that.. I'm fairly open. :)

So in closing: one funny, stable, and hard working man looking for a cool chickiepoo to groove around Ottawa with.

Up for it?

Anything but hunting.. I don't like hunting.. fishing is cool.. I like ice fishing.

Oh and if I ask for the date.. I pay.. if you offer half.. I will take that as a you are not interested.

And no.. me paying does NOT equal you putting out... but you will have to sing "I'm a little tea pot" if you don't... just kidding... or am I? no.. I'm kidding.

**UPDATE** I can dance dammit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3b2qXjIx3s

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