I have a problem and I hope you can help me. Actually I have several problems. See, I have a great career and I make decent money. I've been living on my own for quite some time and therefore I do my own laundry, make some meals, clean my own house and pay my own bills...on time.

It gets worse!

I have my own car, my friends like me and respect me, and I should be able to buy my own house later this year. To add fuel to the fire I read a fair bit, I keep educating myself and I love to debate and discuss almost anything with people.

I know. I'm a mess.

To add to this stress, everyone keeps asking me why I'm single and that's where YOU come in. I need a decoy. See, what I'll do is when someone asks me why I'm single, I'll point you at them and hopefully that'll distract them long enough for me to make my getaway. In order to make things seem semi-plausible, the decoy should have SOME things in common with me so to that effect I've included a list of my likes:
- movies, almost any genre
- sushi
- music, rock/pop and alternative. I'll try anything once though
- The Simpsons
- photography (new and learning)
- hijinks with my friends

Qualified applicants should send me a message and I will let them know when they can start.

PS: Good conversational skills are also a must. Beauty will only distract my friends and relatives for so long!

Sushi. Why? It's not a date, it's an interview...and I need to make sure that you share this like of sushi with me in case we come under scrutiny. Bring a resumé and 2 references.