I designed the Sears Tower, I make 2 grand an hour, I cook the world's best duck flambe...I'm an ex-football star, I can bench-press a car, with degrees from both Harvard and Yale! Alright maybe not but I am a hard-working yet free-spirited person who loves to stay up all night. I love games (usually people are tired of games on this site but not those types of games). Any kind of friendly competition whether it be darts, board games, video games, monopoly or scrabble...I'm in... I am the person who loves to be in control of the jukebox but I am always appreciative of good new music. Is there anyone out there who likes to have fun and laugh anymore? Fun going out to dinner, fun listening to music, fun singing karaoke, fun drinking some wine, fun watching Prison Break, Lost, The Office or Grey's Anatomy, fun going to concerts, fun people watching, fun watching a Yankee game, fun skiing, fun playing Guitar Hero, fun watching movies, fun driving to nowhere, fun staying up late, fun going to places you never been before? Anyone? You know, fun?
PET PEEVE- girls who have a ridiculously random list of favorite things in their profile such as: "I like laying on cartops under the moonlight, John Wayne, carrots, keychains, papayas, 10-speed bicycles, Cary Grant films, any kind of dog that ends in a doodle, lacrosse, pocket watches, salt, thick-rimmed glasses, tanning oil, the smell of freshly cut grass and vanilla extract."
A few things: Working out and going to the gym is a way to stay in shape for me..it is not fun. I will never be hiking anywhere, rock climbing, camping, traveling to Zimbabwe, running a marathon or jumping out of a plane...I value my life too much thank you.
I DREAM OF A BETTER TOMORROW! WHERE CHICKENS CAN CROSS ROADS AND NOT HAVE THEIR MOTIVES QUESTIONED! ('')
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Lots of Laughs and Making Fun of Everybody Else. Good food and drinks!
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