I've spent my early years raised in the jungles of Borneo by a bunch of red-headed Irish folk. I realized later that they were orangutans. I made my way to America by joining an international sky diving group. That career ended after I was killed in a diving accident. After I recovered, I attended college to become a scientist. I invented an additive for bottle water to give it a variety of flavors. I was sued and lost everything after it was discovered that the additive caused uncontrollable diarrhea. Funny, it never bothered me. I had a career as a boxer (it ended after I was punched then had an accident in my shorts, damn water), big game hunter (quit after a lion ate half my face)and an NFL quarterback (lost my desire to play after a supermodel dumped me). So I said screw it and took a nice, quiet office job as the manager for Regulatory Affairs at a local company.