If you're looking for someone who wears popped collars, golf shirts, reveres UFC, can very nearly count to ten, bathes in cologne, irons their hair, drives a 9K$ car with 25K$ worth of aftermarket parts, then I'm sorry to disappoint.

Don't get me wrong, I like nice shirts, sports, counting, smelling nice, and nice cars at least as much as the next guy, but those things just aren't at the top of my list of life priorities.

I love the feeling of going to bed with more knowledge than I had when I woke up. I like reading, watching movies, cooking, playing scrabble, watching brit comedy and B movies, muscle cars, staying fit, hockey, and rock 'n roll.
I live for laughs, guffaws, chortles, chuckles, and all of nouns of that ilk, both suffered and inflicted.

I also love food, both the making and the eating parts, so if you could care less whether you were served a ladle of cardboard-flavoured gruel with ketchup (dijon ketchup or otherwise) or one of the most amazing nine course meals of your life, then we may not be set to click. That being said, there is no substitute for a crappy 'dog at a ball game or camp food.

I'm looking for someone who is perceptive, intelligent, attractive, very comfortable with who they are, and has a wicked sense of humor. I also tend to surround myself with people who, like me, are energetic and passionate about whatever they do.

Happy fishing!


Alright, I'm seeing a lot of people adding me to favourites, but no emails... we all do this, and it tells me "Wow, he's interesting.. I need to email him later, but I'm so busy!" Well, I have come up with a solution!

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Hi!
I just loved [thing you loved about my profile] , I also really like [something we both liked] , which is pretty [adjective] , and that thing about [something I wrote that was really funny] really made me laugh.
I'm originally from [place], but have always wanted to live in [other place], if for nothing other than the [thing you love about that place]. Where are you from?

If you could take one thing with you to a deserted island, what would it be, and why? I would definitely take [a thing you'd take].

When I'm not [amount] busy doing [whatever it is you do during the day (proctologist, superhero, cat walker)], I really like to [something you do for fun], and I just thought you might like to tag along some time.

Anway, have a [really super fun adjective] day.

[Your name]
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This varies by participant of course as some people don't *like* skydiving on the first date, and others can't stand coffee, so playing it by ear is likely the plan. If, however, there is the opportunity to go for food and drinks (esp. Thai, Japanese, or French), I'm all in, especially if this can be followed up with some sort of fun venue.

I hear people say they'd like to go for a hike and similar, which I agree with in principal, but do you really want to wander off in to the forest with a stranger... from the internet? Really?