I've read so many profiles where people say they have a "big heart". I had no idea that cardiomegaly was so common. You guys should really get yourselves checked out.

There’s not much you can write without sounding like 99.9% of the other cliche filled profiles on here. I’ve also found that too many people take themselves too seriously and can’t laugh at themselves. So in summary, i’m a guy that doesn’t like cliches and doesn’t take himself overly seriously....that may be a cliche...oh well. Oh and I quote Seinfeld and The Simpsons in pretty much every conversation.

Pet Peeves:
Your = belonging to you
You're = you are
their = belonging to them
there = referring to a place
they're = they are

I also find it hilarious when people can't even spell their own job titles.

Why do people put pictures of sunsets in their profile????? I know what the sun looks like. I want to know what YOU look like.

First date:
Go to the zoo and expose ourselves to the monkeys and yell profanities at the elephants blaming them for all the ills of society.

or

Just somewhere to chill and talk and make fun of other people. I'm a big fan of mocking others.