Are those sideways peace sign pics some sort of new fad that I didn't get the memo about? Are they the new high-angle self shot pic?

Welcome to my profile. I can't really think of a great way to describe myself, so I'll let my random facts below intrigue you. Hopefully it'll be enough to catch your interest until I can think of something good to say.

A few girls around have a bunch of pictures in their profile but none of which show them SMILING! Sure, have one making you look seductive or mysterious. But please please, please, smile! The two most beautiful features of a woman are the eyes and the smile! Let’s see those pearly whites girls

Random Facts:

- Monkeys are my favourite animal
- I seem to be attracted to the colour red. Any profile picture that has a red shirt, or vividly red lips I tend to click
- I donate blood every 56 days (unless I'm not feeling well, then I postpone a week or so)
- I suck at FPS but enjoy playing them anyway
- I have an ING Direct Savings account (because I want to "Save my money")
- I am a goofball/smartass.
- I am a morning person, and a night owl at the same time
- My cottage is in Arnstein Ontario. Look it up, it's in the middle of nowhere :)
- My favourite "Friend" is Chandler. People often say I'm like him
- I play Bass Guitar
- I love Shirley's Dirty Bingo
- I really don't enjoy clubbing often, but every once in awhile I get the urge to bust out the white man's overbite
- I read Questionable Content, XKCD, and Cyanide and Happiness as often as I can.
- I'm pretty sure my favorite word is turducken
- Barney Stinson is my new hero. He taught me that it's ok to suit up even if you're the only one.

Things I want to learn! (maybe you can teach me?)
- how to drive standard
- how to ride a horse
- other stuff...i'll add it when i think of it

You get like a billion bonus points if you love Primus. 3 billion for bands like Nuclear Rabbit or Cake

Something fun. Movies are out though. Terrible first dates. Bowling kinda sucks on the first too since it's pretty loud if it's busy. I like coffee and walking. Skydiving is also an option, though it's a little pricey