My name is Dave. I am quiet, soft spoken and probably the funniest guy you will ever meet. I am fit as a fiddle and love eating right. I work as a maintenance supervisor(mister fix it) in a high tech mfg plant. I own websites and sell stuff online. I am 6'1" 175lbs and I have blue eyes.
Here are a few silly jokes that might make you smile :-).
If big elephants have big trunks, do small elephants have suitcases?
Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?
Because if they all went it would be hell!
Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?...
A stick.
What did the ghost say to the bee?
BOO-BEE!
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you so much!
Anyways.
I've seen a hundred concerts and live shows, I think. Stuff like Metalica, Bon Jovi, Green Day, Seether, Foo Fighters and The Hip ten times. :-) Festivals like Edgefest, Canada Days at Molson Park, good old Lollapalooza and the list keeps growing ;-).
I've had a lot of schooling, like 8 years of college. I'll tell you about it later :-). I am very active and can not sit still very long. I enjoy having fun at any cost, like spontaneous road trips or last minute concert tickets(scalpers).
I hope to find someone with qualities similar to mine. Someone honest, generous, responsible and fun.
I would also like to meet a woman who knows where they are in life and loves their life. I am very easy going and I try to see the positive in all the negative that may occur.
I live in the Dundas and Trafalgar area of Oakville. I think every store is out here, in case you like shopping :-). Oakville is a beautiful city. Coming from Ottawa and Kingston originally, I need green space. Trees are good, everyone should have one.
Thank you for looking at my profile. Send me a message anytime.
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