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About Me
I have great friends and family, a career I enjoy but I don't want to wake up next to them in the morning. Lets have wild ass fun, rock the world and enjoy every minute of it.
Above average, 6'3, blue eyes blondish/brown hair, Scottish/Chiricauhua Native American, good looking, confident, easy going, social, intelligent, playful, a few tatoos here and there, not the uptight suit guy(these were pictures I already had on the computer so I used them), simply put, real cool. lol. I like to tease and be teased. If I get sick, I get crabby. I don't like brussel sprouts or being cold.
A few places that I have been:
Africa, Guam, Egypt, Bahamas, Belize, Canada, Dominican Republic, Jamaica, Mexico, Cayman Islands, Virgin Islands, Japan, Iraq, Italy
A few places we should go:
Argentina, Bali, Fiji, Greece, Nepal, Great Barrier Reef, Brazil, Sweden, Austria, Galapagos Islands, Rome, Le Louvre, The Sydney Opera House.
Places I have lived in:
Texas(Dallas, Austin, San Antonio, Houston) New York (Manhattan, Upstate) Florida(Naples, Sarasota, Venice, Miami) Guam, and Ohio. Not really sure why or how I ended up back here, lol.
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy"
Martin Luther King Jr.
"Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go"
T.S. Eliot
Just some useless information I thought I would share, heck you never know when you might need to know it, lol:
1. Right handed people live on average nine years longer than left handed people do.
2. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
3. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
4. An Ant always falls over to the right when intoxicated.
5. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
6. Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is the fear of long words.
7. You share the same birthday with at least 9 million other people.
8. The full name of Los Angeles is El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula.
9. The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
10. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of their birthplace.
11. The Declaration of Independence was written on Hemp paper.
12. In ancient rome, when a man testified in court he swore on his testicles.
13. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
14. A Polar Bear's fur is colorless and their skin is black.
108 Reasons you should date me:
1. I will push on the swing.
2. I'll stash little notes where you'll least expect them.
3. We'll make history together.
4. Sleeping alone just sucks...period!
5. I'll wait for you even if you're late.
6. I'll lick the envelope for you.
7. I will understand that you think Eva Mendes is hot too!
8. You can sneak a taste when I'm cooking.
9. I won't ask you to wear lame sweaters at Christmas.
10. You turn me on!
11. When you are trying to keep count, I will try and mess you up.
12. I won't mind if you suck at strip poker.
13. I'll circle your birthday on my calendar.
14. Around me dry panties are a thing of the past.
15. Sleeping in has a whole new meaning now that we are doing it together.
16. If you wash the car I won't mind if you wear a white T-shirt.
17. I'll cover you up and kiss your forehead when you fall asleep.
18. I never read Playboy for the articles.
19. I will make you laugh.
20. You can't stop reading this.
21. I never under cook eggs.
22. I'll pretend you didn't see me look at the girl with big boobs.
23. I'll take care of you when you are sick.
24. I'll make fun of you.
25. I can give a kick ass back rub.
26. I take a shower everyday.
27. I'll pull your hair from under your collar when you put your coat on.
28. I will let you win at pool.
29. I don't care if you go out with the girls.
30. I won't eat crackers in bed.
31. I like the mall.
32. We can listen to your music in the car.
33. My heart will jump every time you walk through the door.
34. I'll save everything you give me.
35. I won't forget your birthday, and remind you when mine is coming.
36. I will think you are just about the coolest person I know.
37. I always open a window when I paint.
38. What else do you have to do?
39. I know how to make a fire.
40. I have secret tattoos.
41. My kisses will take your breath away.
42. I don't care if you leave your socks on.
43. You'll sleep better when I'm next to you.
44. I will never waste your love.
45. I'll laugh at all your jokes even when they are not funny.
46. It gets better every time.
47. Use as much salt as you want I don't care.
48. I may surprise you and stop to ask for directions.
49. We can watch your movie first.
50. I don't need batteries.
51. I once ate a cricket.
52. My family is just as screwed up as yours.
53. I look both ways before crossing the street.
54. I never look directly in to the sun.
55. You're hotter than anyone I know.
First Date
56. I don't mind if you leave makeup on my shirt.
57. I can hold your hair when you get sick.
58. I 've never cried over spilt milk.
59. I can count to 100 by 5's
60. I don't care if you eat dinner naked.
61. I know whipped cream goes on more than sundaes.
62. I don't eat yellow snow.
63. I'll understand when you get jealous.
64. I'm just that good.
65. You won't be able to stop thinking about me.
66. I'll let you drive any time that you want.
67. I know that objects in the mirror are closer than they appear.
68. I never run with scissors.
69. I know that flowers will not get me sex every time. (but I will still try. lol)
70. I know how to keep a secret.
71. I've never failed a survey.
72. I never put my fingers in a light socket.
73. I'm pretty damn funny.
74. I really really won't mind if you want to dress sexy for me.
75. I don't care if you eat off my plate.
76. When you're sleeping I'll always try to be quiet.
77. I know the difference between they're, there and their.
78. You really would kinda dig having someone to cuddle with.
79. I know how to leave you satisfied and hungry for more.
80. I'm really good at making lists.
81. I'm more fun than eating glass.
82. I'll keep you company.
83. Would you want to be the one known throughout history as the one who let me get away.
84. I believe the rabbit should be given some trix.
85. It will be a life-enriching experience.
86. There's just no compelling reason why you shouldn't.
87. You've probably heard every line in the book... so whats one more?
88. Oh you know you want me!
89. You'll forever wonder what you're missing if you don't date me.
90. I am excited about meeting someone to share dreams with.
91. I'll supply the chocolate chips cookies.
92. We are opposite genders in the same species.
93. It will make you smile.
94. It will make me smile too.
95. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
96. Rarely do I take candy from strangers.
97. Occasionally, I have been known to have a clue.
98. I'm not easy, but we can discuss that!
99. I don't just want to grope your body.
100. When choosing between two evils, I always try and pick the one I've never done.
101. It only seems kinky the first time.
102. I only pursue the best.
103. I'm not really obnoxious, just tact-impaired.
104. I'm unique.
105. If you don't you'll feel bad about it in the morning.
106. You are falling madly in lust with me; you just haven't realized it yet.
107. I will call you on the phone when you are at work, when you answer I'll whisper you're hot than hang up.
108. I will treat you like a Princess.
Well at this point you have invested a few minutes of your time you may as well say hi.
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