I'm a well read/educated, well traveled, Bucktonian. I have a weakness for women with a good sense of humor. It's surprisingly difficult to find in its pure form.

I make sure I have fun wherever I go. I wrote a theme song for myself that I plan to record one day and I sang solos in middle school. I've watched lions have sex in the wild, I've seen a one-tusked male elephant.. molest.. 3 other male elephants (no, I'm not Big Gay Al) in a Kenyan preserve, and I've eaten zebra (tasted like beef), crocodile (tasted like chicken), and my sister's cooking (you'd have to ask the dog, he ate more of it than I did). I've also marked my territory on 5 continents.. I don't typically make it a habit, but I think it's like how some people collect magnets and others collect spoons.

I teach a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu class for fun, and I hope to one day buy a militia so I can invade a small country (or possibly Canada). I read a lot, admire Kenny Powers, used to read Latin and Sanskrit, used to speak French and Spanish, and know how to swear in a Portuguese.

Fireworks, illegal, dinner, sprinkled with intellectual conversation, laughter, and a hint of cheese. That's as much as I'll say.