I'm starting to think online dating was created by the bars and clubs to get back all the people who are "sick of the bar/club scene". I mean have you seen those E harmony commercials? Is that the best internet dating has to offer? That couple Lee and Anne marie? He looks like a cokehead and she looks like a nasty bword. Maybe a little coke loosens her up ;)About me: I'm terrible. My pictures are really old and I lived on Stacker 3 and Zimas to get in shape for them. If the recession keeps up i'll soon be considered very wealthy. Walks on the beach kill my calves. I want to be on TV so on the weekends I drive around NYC looking to crash into the side of the Cash Cab. Blockbuster nights don't work for me because they never have the movie I want and when I settle the cashier gets overly empowered when they let me know I owe a restocking fee for the last movie I settled for. I mean how could I keep a movie so long? I end up feeling guilty and can't enjoy whatever crappy hollywood remake I rented. I get depressed and the movie just sits on the coffee table until I return it 1 day after the deadline for the restocking fee thus starting the process over again.

Candlelight dinner then we drive to a nice piano lounge with the right atmosphere but on the way I get a flat tire and pull into gas station. The angry pakistani man behind the counter won't sell me a fix-a-flat unless I buy some lotto tickets. I buy some scratch offs and I win a thousand dollars a week for life. Thats like $650 after taxes! We fall in love and with my windfall take coach flights all over the country and eat at Fridays every other night from then on.