"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum!"


Hey there!

I'm an honest, laid back guy with a weird sense of humor and odd way of seeing things, so it seems. I'm on the nerdy side as well. I'm very adventures, if you name something to do, chances are I'd be down to give it a try.

I don't really like to sell myself, what you see is what you get. I'm very straight forward, and I expect the same out of others.

I joke around a lot, but I do have a serious side as well. I feel I'm a strong person who's experienced a lot of hardships and that's built a solid base of fortitude and integrity in me. I'm a little chunky, and most likely will always be, but I have been working very hard in the gym to better myself. People say I've been toning up quite a bit, and I can't wait to see the further results! I love working out! Totally my escape.

I treat everyone with a lot of respect, and in general I'm a very nice guy. I would love to be in a relationship that has a lot of passion and caring. I'd do anything for my woman so long as it doesn't compromise my beliefs.

If there's one thing I have a very hard time with, it's someone who's not open minded. I tend to have likings in very different fields, and enjoy talking about a number of things, but if you're the kind of person who just shuts off to anything outside of your comfort zone, it will frustrate the hell out of me.

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"On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. "

"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."

"
Pearl Madison: I'm only human, man.

Leland: It's funny how people only say that after they do something bad. I mean, you never hear someone say, "I'm only human" after they rescue a kid from a burning building.
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Where are all the stupid people from?
And how'd they get to be so dumb?
Bred on purple mountain range
Feed amber waves of grains
To lesser human beings, zero feelings

Blame it on
Human nature, mans destiny (mans destiny)
Blame it on the greediocracy (greediocracy)
Fear of God
The fear of change
The fear of truth

Add the Bill of Rights, subtract the wrongs
There's no answers
Memorize and sing star spangled songs
When the questions
Aren't ever asked
Is anybody learning from the past?
We're living in united stagnation
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You really can't go wrong with getting to know eachother over a good meal. I think talking is very important on a first date, and doing other really fun stuff can wait for future dates :)

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