Hello , Thank you for reading my profile . By now , you are probably filled up to the gills with reading profiles . I think you should read mine to the end just for the Halibut . This is so Ironic . You see I have a seafood business . I have been involved with retail seafood so long and to post my profile on a website called "Plenty of fish" just seems so fitting . Now that you know what I do , I guess I should tell you more about myself . I am a one woman man and always have been . I don't believe in one night stands . I am really serious about starting a long term relationship with someone special . I have a very good sense of humor and do my share of laughing . I also have a serious side as well . I am honest , trustworthy , good listener , good communicator , caring ,sharing , reliable , punctual and thoughtful . All in all , a good combo platter . I am not selfish , but very shellfish . You won't want to throw this one back ! Don't just judge me by my mussels . I promise it won't be like reeling in an old boot or an empty beer can . After our first meeting , you might even say to yourself , "Holy Mackerel" or "Oh my Cod!". I'm looking for a nice woman who will go for me hook , line and sinker . I want a woman with lots of "sole" . Someone who I can snuggle up close to , like a couple of sardines squeezed together . If you are a woman with a good heart who needs someone with a good heart in return , you might want to give me a try . We might just have a whale of a time . If you are tired of swimming around in this vast ocean of various aquatic creatures and haven't yet found your special starfish , maybe the tide is finally coming in for you . Let me rephrase that . If we could hit it off , I promise to sweep you off the beach like a tsunami ! I say that because so many other profiles that I've read say that they enjoy walking on the beach . I could only hope that I used the right bait in this profile . I sure would like to catch something nice . Take a nibble and I'll set the hook . Then we can set the date . If everything goes well , you might even get "Starkist" . Because I am a seafood retailer, let me close here by saying , I take pride in the fact that I always have "PLENTY OF FISH" (PS) While writing all of this , I tried to be as honest as posible because I know that the pen is mightier than the swordfish . This profile wasn't written by accident . I wrote the whole thing on porpoise !!!

My idea of a first date might be a casual one to see if the chemistry is right . On the other hand , if there were a couple of phone conversations that went well before hand and thought there was a connection between us , I might at that point decide to do something a little more daring like a candle lit dinner , maybe even a seafood dinner . There I go again . Oh yes , one last thing , On our first meeting I promise to be a total gentleman . In other words , I will keep my hands to myself and not be an octopus ! I am so happy that I am finally coming out of my shell . (PS) Life is like a bowl of cherrystones . If you would like to write me , that would be great ! If not , may the world be your oyster . Now it's time for me to clam up .












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