just a normal bloke !!! not looking for smut ! but like tattoos and they look nice on a woman also !! i like to chat flirt have a laugh! sorry dont have any topless pictures i work in a bloody freezer would get very cold . if ur really pretty and want a nice looking fella check my mate out freezer geezer , he is lush lol UPDATE NO LONGER IN A FREEZER BUT AM NOW A PRISON OFFICER

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"(@)'(@)"" "''"**|(@)(@)*****''(@) ---------supplies being dropped off nb IF ANY WOMAN FINDS THIS TALL HANDOME WITTY FUNNY CARING HONEST SAINT OF A MAN WILL U LET ME KNOW WOULD LOVE TO MEET HIM !!!! OK ...... HAVE BEEN HERE FOR A WHILE...HAVE TO SAY SOME WOMEN ON HERE WILL NEVER FIND A MAN WHO CAN LOVE THEM AS MUCH AS THEY LOVE THEMSELVES ..BUT BEAUTY FADES AND YOU ARE LEFT WITH THE PERSON SO IN THE END ITS THE NICE WOMEN WHO WILL BE HAPPY NOT THE DIVAS !! ok

one more thing all u women not looking for a one night stand u will be fine with me .. i can no longer last all nite lol

as if !!
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............../...../.............profile
..............\.....\.............if you
...................../.............know
............O............O......someone
............/......O......\......who really
............\.......\....../......should have
............/........|......\.....been a
...................../.............blowjob!
40ish...........49
Adventerous.....slept with all your mates
Athletic.......no tits
Emotionally secure....on medication
Feminist......fat
Free spirit.....junkie
Friendship first......former slut
Fun.......annoying
Gentle......dull
New age......body hair problems
Open minded......desperate
Outgoing.......loud and embarrassing
Poet.....manic depressive
Professional....b i t c h
Romantic.....frigid
Wants soul mate.....stalker
Widow.....murderer
Found this and thought it was sweet!

Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot.
Who calls you back when you hang up on him.
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisss your forehead.
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
Who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, " ...that's her."

i like this its so true !!

.v learned that you cannot make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in!!

I'v learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just ***holes!

I'v learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it!

I'v learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 mins, after that you better have a big willy or huge boobs!

I'v learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others, they are more screwed up than you think!

I'v learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you have finished!

I'v learned that we are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities!

I'v learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place!