Profession
MHT Supervisor
Do you want children?
Undecided/Open
About Me
I recently got released from a 10 month clinical trial testing the adverse affects of internet dating and the inability to find qualified partners. Don’t worry, all the rashes from the terrible chemistry have gone away by now, and the bruises from banging my head against the wall are subsiding. I did get this nifty certificate though I can put on my wall that proclaims my ability to provide a great time to the right person. It seems I passed the most of the individual tests with flying colors; Humor, Affability, Resourcefulness, Intelligence, and Air hockey skills. They were concerned that my ability to use movie quotes in frequent verbal banter might throw the other person off, and not be able to follow the conversation. They said my partner must be witty to keep up. Also of note, my manual dexterity was also given high marks concerning my ability to fix things around the house, and do heavy automobile maintenance. After further testing, they found my massaging abilities to be top notch. What I did apparently fail in the tests however were my knowledge of sports (or the desire to sit in front of the TV to watch it), and my cooking skills (the microwave is in the kitchen right?). If you like the humor of the Office, 30Rock, Entourage and enjoy any music on WMMR you should get a hold of me.
First Date
How about maybe I would just like to find someone I get along with enough for a first date. If there's that much in common then it doesn't matter what we do. Why is it so hard to find someone that isn't fake, full of drama or has an interest in other things not covered in "US Weekly" or "People"?
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Female
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
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