Let's see, what else can I tell you about myself which hasn't been covered in the tabloids. While we are on the subject let me set one thing straight. I was not with Mel the night he was arrested nor was I egging him on when he was verbally taunting the police. The audio and photos were faked and that rag The National Enquirer will be hearing from my lawyer.

I am an intelligent man with a great sense of humor and who is very passionate. I have high morals, values and empathy. I also have excellent communication skills and love good conversation ranging from the inane to the profound.

Some of my hobbies are but not limited to playing guitar badly, hiking, reading, watching movies, "retiring" renegade androids...wait that was a movie with Harrison Ford, writing fiction, playing and watching sports, counseling a young boy who sees dead people...wait a minute, that was a movie with Bruce Willis,. d*mn THIS REALITY/FANTASY MIX-UP. D*MN IT TO HELL!

If any of this interests you, drop a line.



P.S. Can anybody tell me why my Teddy Ruxpin doll still talks to me even though I pulled the batteries out over 6 years ago?

Steal all of Regis Philbin's underwear, infiltrate the secret headquarters of the Teletubbies and destroy their nefarious plans, go to the intervention for the Cookie Monster to help him once and for all beat his cookie addiction, plant stolen Regis Philbin underwear in Vince Vaughn's house, buy boxes of silver bullets (the werewolf population is growing again...and this time, I will be ready), leave anonymous tip with police as to where they can find Regis Philbin's stolen underwear, then after all that, we can head out for a drink or a bite to eat.

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