Hey, what's up?

So I guess I'm suppose to engage you with my wit and intelligence. Well, I'm not gonna, because these days everyone's doing that. It was all the rage back in the day but frankly I think its boring unless its genuine. I've talked to plenty dumb asses on here who have something articulate written in their "about me" section.

With that being said....

I like music, reading, cooking, sports (Go Cubs!) and various and sundry things. I like to observe and study people. (I need to stop reading so much about psychology).

Moving on...

I have a mission to make the world a better place. You see there's a scourge on our land and it's worst than global warming or swine flu, more egregious than mullets and ****'n Camaro’s. I mean this is a serious problem and it calls for seriousness of purpose and absence of levity or frivolity.

And so…

What is this great affliction you ask?

Well let me tell you.

My goal, my purpose, my life’s mission is to get men to stop wearing open toed shoes.

Really can you believe in this day and age that this is allowed to go on? I mean I guess it’s OK to wear flip flops at the pool or on the beach. But when you're out at a bar or club no one, and I mean no one, wants to see your hairy, crusty, nasty, smelly feet.

Jesus, get some real shoes.

I've got a lot going on right now, but if you're intriguing then I may find room for you in my world.

P.S. Oh and don't forget to ask about my "white tiger" tantric massage technique.

I don't know, I'm very spontaneous and to tend to do things ad hoc.

But I do know what it wouldn't be... you know those job interview dates.

"Hey, so are you from around here? What do you do for a living? Do you have a good relationship with your parents? What's your blood type?..." god those dates suck.

Now if you make it past the first few dates, there's a very good chance I may cook for you... and let me tell you, that's a treat.