I want a girl whose attractiveness increases with every smile. I want a girl with beautiful hands and soft pouty lips. I want a girl who while in the shower I can open the door and make requests, for instance... that you sing me Bob Marley songs...it'll be off-key but I'll like it. I want a girl who writes letters, beautiful ones full of imagery and poetry (this is not a requirement) so she can better appreciate when I leave little notes in her pockets.

In the words of a great man: "I am looking for a dare to be great situation."
-- Lloyd Dobler

I am a Dad, a Certified Scuba Diver, a Drummer, a Downhill Mountain Biking freak and a Motorcyclist with a passion for Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu!

I can be mistaken for just about anyone...

I am Confident, Intelligent, Cute, Witty, Sarcastic, Fun, Good at Parties, Family Events, and Holidays! If interested in Dating or Renting send me some mail. Reasonable hourly rates apply, handicap accessible, and all forms of payment are accepted. ;O)

My best qualities (other than my dashing good looks) are my charm, intelligence, and my witty sense of humor. My worst qualities are my charm, intelligence, and my witty sense of humor which typically comes off as****, sarcastic, and angry. I'm very charismatic, dare i say captivating, loyal to a fault, and a lot of fun to be around. I'm a STRONG Sagittarius, so I never have trouble making decisions, for me or anyone else... I visit my Orthodontist regularly (I have invisalign ). I'm Left handed (as was the Boston Strangler, Billy the Kid, and Jack the Ripper!), pierced, but not tattooed...YET! If you want to get to know me buy me a drink, a beer (Heineken) a gin and tonic (Tanqueray), or a shot (Jagermeister) and you'll really get to know me! But if you do you better be prepared ....

I am INKless, an empty canvas.

If you come across any interesting brunettes (occasionally blonde), 28-35, 5'3" - 5'8", with pouty lips and a great sense of humor send them my way. It might help if they look like they can kick some ass (i'm talkin about someone that would stand next to me (not 10 feet behind me) in a bar brawl! HELL she would prolly be the ****er startin the fight!), she says what's on her mind, maybe has some tats or piercings, a great sense of style... must own and wear at least 3 different styles of shoe regularly (flats, flip flops, and sandals do not count! Combat boots are optional but will not count toward the 3 style requirement!!!) knowledge of, Prada, Louis Vuitton, and COACH and can pull off wearin it when necessary... Striped knee high socks are a turn on... a (suicide girl... http://suicidegirls.com) will do just fine!

I know it's alot to ask for which is why I am lookin for some help please!

REMEMBER TO MENTION - I was raised by 5 women so I can be moody, tempermental, stubborn, sometimes cranky and impatient...and you will probably have to ask me out on a date!

I am random, out spoken, strong willed, vulgar, always late, always busy, but I AM LOYAL, independent, spontaneous, hilarious, generous, cultured, and a DAMN GOOD PROVIDER!

PS. I am not steadfast with the age I have mentioned previous 28-35. A bit younger or older could be an option. As long as the 1/2 + 7 rule is observed we should be fine. (it is safe to date someone that is 1/2 your age plus 7 years.)

ie. I could date a 24yr old (if we had something in common) and it would be socially acceptable. The same goes for older women (cougars ... http://www.urbancougar.com), I could date a 54yr old, that too would be socially acceptable based on the 1/2 + 7 rule in reverse -7 x 2! (basic math here people ... THIS AINT BRAIN SCIENCE!) An unhealthy interest in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is always a plus.

If you have gotten this far then please take a moment to view this site for additional instructions on proper technique!
http://www.wikihow.com/Cuddle

** I am also a Real Estate Agent so if you know of anyone looking to buy, sell, or rent keep me in mind! If you have gotten this far I have obviously entertained you and YOU OWE ME....**

Come check out my meetup group! I might even let you join ;O)
http://www.meetup.com/HotButteredPopcornMeetup/

I am a fan of:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0712550/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0174819/

I am willing to make you smile, giggle, snort, and laugh until you pee your pants, and that's in the first five minutes. I am willing to make you smile, giggle, snort, and blush every few minutes there after. Upon completing my first two tasks I will officially place you on a pedestal where I will take request for repeat and future performances from my princess. (In no specific terms direct or implied does the use of the word princess mean that you will, in fact or by assumption, be in control of everything, or anything, pertaining to my life or the lives with which I have contact or control over until such time as you are formally given control over said lives by the parties with which those lives are controlled.)