Bumblebeetuna...Im Kyle When i die i wanna come back as a kangaroo, so i can bounce I read minds but im illiterate and i have Brown eyes so i talk alotta shit...i went to the store to buy a magazine and the clerk said "This is not a librairy" so i said ok i will talk louder then!!! i order the club sandwich all the time and im not even a member man, i dont know how i get away with it!!! i like my sandwichs with three pieces of bread, Do You??? Well Lets form a club...ok but we need some more stipulations, Yes we do!!! insted of cutting the sandwich once...Lets cut it again!!! Hell Yeah four tri-angles...we will position them into a circle, and in the middle we will dump chips...Or patatoe salade, Cool i can deal with that. Let me ask you a question, How do you feel about frilly toothpicks??? IM FOR EM, well this club is formed then... If you dont get these jokes right away, just wait longer i keeps it funky if i could go back in time i would boogie on down to funkytown, the disco club 54 era would be a solid groove!!! I lov music so i picked up turntables and a Sweet mixer so i could spin ( if you wanna cd message me and let me know) i jungle!!! i was staying over at a frends house and he said "Your gunna have to sleep on the floor" Damn Gravity got me again you dont know how bad i wanna sleep on the wall...you cant please everyone all the time and everyday all those people read my profile hahahaha i saw a billbord it said "Estimated lotto jackpot 23 million" see i didt know that sh*t was estimated, that would suck if you wanted to go "Oh we were off by two zero's".... We estimate that you are angry!!!
About me!!!
i have a king size bed i dont know any kings but if one came over i guess he'd be comfortable "oh your a king you say" well you wont belive what i have in store for you its to your excate specifications...when i was a boy i layed in my twin size bed wondering where my brother was!!! when your younger you think up that stupid shit(its great) but somethings you dont grow out of, i still laugh when other people get hurt(its great) i got into golf im not good at it never got a hole-in-one but i did smoke a guy once, and let me tell you thats way more satisfiying!!!
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I'm in school taking Legal Admin, as your legal advisor i advise you to Live your life to the fullest,Laugh until your lungs are empty n Love like the trojans commercial's...school is really important to me,i want to go to work in a suit Looking good and doin the best i can for the firm,this will take alot of Focus and Determination as i want to be the best!!! so i spend alot of time keeping a square life style studying and sticking to my plan... SO NO IM NOT SOME JEDI PIMP DJ THAT GETS A TONNE OF WOOKIE!!! As a dj you know im sick of following my dreams!!! im just gunna ask were there goin and hook up with them later!!!
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uncle Ben is black and makes rice, aunt Jemima is black and makes syrup, i think there friends with benefits ha i love MR.T he pittys fools and has no time for "jib jabbering" (yes) -drink your milk!!! also i dont ride emews with hockey socks over there heads no more...them shits hurt!!! i tend to get a lil wild from time to time i love to LIVE....i am vary open minded, and if you message me i WILL get back to you weather were meant to be or not, nothing more annoying then taking the time to write a good message and have them not get back to you....
ive never been one to give a flying **** maybe thats why i laugh so much (i am a gentlemen to ladys and know when to joke and when not too) i once gave two cents about peoples thought's of me and realized i want my money back....i am Hungarian with khaki color skin (or olive)i never went to the paint section of can tire to get to the bottom of this!!!I'm 24, single n on a dating site!!! Now how many of you ladys have had someone say something along the lines of" ARE YOU ON A SITE CALLED POF" the first time i heard this i was like POOF the hell is this a magic website??? P.O.F then it clicked so i said "O yeah i am" this eager beaver said "No Offense"Left and returned with a club sandwich!!! SCORE!!! So i do belive this site does help out!!! I AM A SMOKING NAZI!!! i hate ciggeretts!!! This must be taken quite seriously as i really really REALLY hate smokers!!! im a non smoker and i like to kiss,if you smoke it just wont work out!!! it will be one of those" it's you not me things" So now that we got that out the way im always smiling keeps me young n im shameless life is too short to care what people think (dance like no ones watching) my DJ alias was the name i got in high school and its me in a nut shell not as damaged as i once was hahaha thats not funny... i was staying at a hotel in Calgary and the lady at the front desk was really nice and she gave me her phone number...its 0!!! i tried to call her from Edmonton and some other women answered i said "you sound older" she said "how may i direct your call" well you can say ACTION and I'll begin to dial..then when i say goodbye you can yell CUT!!! you know at a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield!!! well with bananas its just the opposite,green means hold on, yellow means go ahead and red means where the **** did you get that banana from???
i stand out cause im out standing and i don't hate i appreciate, i lov music and have a huge set of ear muffs for head phones and know completely what its like to get lost in the music... but with that being said you ever see those people on the bus, in the malls, dancing on street corners???ok i lov it when there so into the music they start lip singing and playing air guitar on the bus or something makes the ride go by faster, i seen this one fellow jamming out to old guns and roses, and then it hit a slow song(YES) he dipped his head swayed real slow, jammed all the power cords, lifted his head real slow, and yelled "momma im coming home" i thought it was great since we were on a bus, and he probably was goin to see his mom, but the dude was soul training on a bus!!! yeah i know how funny is that, so being the guy i am i started singing with him, but i was singing the wrong song, i was singing Roxanne "you don't have to put on the red dress" so i handed him the Mic "now you take it away" ....he did't like that to much... maybe i was off a cord hehehehe....
I guess i should mention what im looking for, you know i kinda dont know what im looking for, maybe a musical soulmate someone who likes the same music i like, someone to laugh at my jokes, someone who does not smoke, i like CHILL honestly im MALIBU seriously easy goin.WINTER TIME MEANS PLAYING IN THE SNOW AND KEEPING EACH OTHER WARM