**CAUTION** Must be at least 5'8 to take this ride!!

hahaha joking... or am I?

Lately my life seems to be becomming a little mundane. Work, gym, home, try to sleep, repeat. I'd like to meet someone who can add some excitement to that tedious schedule!

Some people find my sarcasim to be a bit much, but I think I'm hilarious! I'm NOT looking for someone who's "Down to Earth" but rather someone who the forces of gravity do not apply to. My friends have always called me a hippy, and I'm fine with that. if you have facebook, check out the group 21 reasons to date a horseback rider: its alllll true lol

If you are the kind of person who ends words in "Z", "izzle" or any of it's subsidiaries... keep looking DOG!!! I don't enjoy clubs, or going out every weekend and getting hammered and putting up 100 pictures on facebook the next day so I would like to find someone who has also grown tired of that scene. My mum always said If you've got nothing nice to say, say nothing at all. Please take that in to mind if you've also got nothing intelligent to say! "Hey baby you look good" isn't going to get a response from me.

Oh, I smoke. If that's a problem for you...stop now. Your loss. I don't drink beer though, hate the smell, the taste, kissing someone after they've drank it. Doesn't mean I wouldn't date someone cause they drink beer though, or give you a hard time about every beer you drink, so I expect the same respect in return.

My friends and family mean the world to me. If they don't like you, you've got no chance. I'd like to meet someone with the same values and interests as me. I LOVE classic rock and can't think of a better way to spend a nice afternoon than sitting on a patio listening to someone strum away on a guitar. Oh, and locals only please. I'm not looking to drive for an hour just to see someone...

Some fun facts:
Pets: 3 (2 cats and a dog)
Tattoos: 5
Fav Bands: Pearl Jam, Incubus, CCR, The Guess Who, Van Morrison, James Taylor, The Beatles, Chilliwack, NIN, Janis Joplin, and many, many more. I can't stand 98.9% of rap music, maybe cause they keep rapping about my "donk"...just a thought

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the 3rd word from every line...
sucker!!!!


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----///-\\\----Put This
---|||---|||---On Your
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---|||---|||---You Know
----\\\- ///----Someone
-----\\///-----Who Died
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-----///\\\----Cancer
----///--\\\---Or whom may be suffering from it

Well I'm not going to lie I'm pretty good at bowling so if you're ok losing to a girl I think that would be fun! Maybe a trail ride on a nice sunny day? We can decide later.