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The years start picking up speed and before you know it concentrating on your career leaves you with too many free Saturday nights and a somewhat lonely dehydrated ficus at home. I'm giving this a try in hopes of filling up some of those free nights and continuing to neglect that ficus.

By day I'm fortunate enough to work in an industry and job that seems like anything but work. By 10 a.m. I've usually said about a dozen things that would get me fired at most offices and throughout the rest of the day I get to try and make people smile. Not a bad set of perks. When a job needs to get done I have no problem taking the clown nose off and strapping on some overalls.

Every night I spend at least 27 minutes writing my off-broadway production of "Footloose 2 - This time we stretched first". If that's not believable, try this on for size...I do the normal stuff that everyone else does. Some sports. Some reading. Catching up with friends over a drink. Spending time nerding out on my laptop. And lastly, trying to find a new passion to spend some free time on. Any suggestions?

I'm looking for someone who is fun, positive, honest, ambitious and enjoys life. Someone who would rather be out than in, busy than idol, laughing than serious and can do a headstand for at least 13 seconds...without leaning against a wall, 'cause that's cheating.

If you're picking up what I'm putting down drop me a line. I can be reached at:
S. Claus
North Pole
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or by clicking the 'contact persons name here' button (i'd recommend the clicking the button, it's much faster)

p.s. ...The wolf t-shirt. Kinda weird right? Or is it awesome? Do a search for 'wolf shirt' on amazon.com and scroll down to the comments and it'll make sense.

I don't have a first date playbook that I follow, but I'm pretty sure it'll involve me putting my foot in my mouth enough to make it memorable.