| meme79 The Clownfish:
Kiss me Once... Kiss Me twice... |
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va beach Virginia |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Virgo |
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Height | 5' 9" (175 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Man
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Who is Looking
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Friends |
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| Smoker? |
Often |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Divorced |
| Profession |
Escort Service....j/k..Ask |
| Smarts |
Some college |
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| Do you want children? |
Does not want children |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
Yes |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | Thanks for opening and checking this all out. Looking for someone to spend some time with, do things with, etc. I am unsure as to what exactly I am looking for at this point in my life but have a general idea that I am too sketchy to explain becuase some men tend to be what you want at first and then change after the fact. I will know if you are it in due time and will be sure to let you know.
Also....
I have two children whom are my life and most of my time is spent with them; however, I always have time for me. If you are not into chics with kids, please do not bother me.. i have no time for shallow men!
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Important info:::::: Seeking::::
~ready to try and handle the ride of their life
~i dont want to know your name, age, marital status, or your problems... i just wanna know how good you are in bed, i mean damn cant a woman test drive for a while before buying without mechanical problems!!!!
~You must not have a driver's license
~and OMG... i love it when you still live with your momma! (but understand things happen)
~Please i am only looking for convicted Felons..It turns me on to know you were locked up for half your life and some inmate has already ran it up in you making my job that much easier
~oh and let me not forget I love men that have been married a ton of times and have a lot of ex drama, it really gets me wet to know that i am ruffling someones feathers
~Please dont tell me the truth, I love it that every other word is a lie
~Please do not have a car, i really enjoy picking you up for a date and bringing you home to mama!!!
~I dont wanna be number 1, 2, or 3 in your life, i just wanna be the one you call when all your other women are busy!!
~oh and you definitely have to have a high enough sex drive to sleep with all of my friends, this way when we have girls night out, we all have something to talk about!
~I am not into cuddling so you must really be a wham bam thank you mam type of guy, i just wanna show up, rip my clothes off, screw your brains out and leave, dont call me later telling me how good it was... i already know, just wait for your next call! ~Drug usage daily really turns me on
~i am an absolute sucker for men who are already married and are dating me on the side~Your secret is mine to keep, I am such the home wrecking type
~You must not work and you typically sit home all day playing on your mamas computer, hell lets face it, it is a real joy to me to know that i bust my ass daily while you get to sit at home and loaf off of someone else, not too mention, i thoroughly enjoy paying for everything all the time
~You must have fear of the phone and only available to text, My body quivers when i never get to hear your voice and get to play text tag all day long
~The daily drinker is my kind of guy....I want you blitzed daily because it brings me such joy to watch you bounce off of every wall on your way to the bed
~You must also have atleast 6 children by 6 different women, i love a variety
~Your name must also appear on the National STD registry because a man that has ran up in every woman he has been in contact with is sure to have some experience
((Just Kidding))
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Not sure. Tryin to find a man that will surprise me.... |
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meme79 has 2 roses that can be sent. |
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| bigpoppa71 | I was rejected!Imagine that.How could I think someone so wonderful would want someone like me. Just wanted to add that Shalynn is one of the sweetest women I have ever had the pleasure to meet and is extremely fun. Her pictures do not do her justice whatsoever, She is gorgeous and her smile is impecable! Good Luck to the lucky man who captures her eye and her attention. She is full of love and is just a sweet little buttercup, treat her right, she deserves her knight in shining armor! |
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To all of you who have dated her and lost her...so sorry...it is a shame. And to those who are talking to her and tryin to get her-game on-u better treat her right or she will call your bluff. And to those shy guys out there that want her..let the shyness go and be yourself-she will bring you out of your shell. |
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