To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.

Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you respond to it.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

Following the path of least resistance is what makes rivers and people crooked.

Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack because you are a vegetarian.

Beautiful young people are acts of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.

The tongue weighs practically nothing, but so few people can hold it.

It isn't the mountains ahead that wear you out, it's the grain of sand in your shoe.

If the world seems cold to you, kindle fires to warm it.

Fail to plan, plan to fail.

Love fails, only when we fail to love.

Preconceived notions are the locks on the door to wisdom.

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.

Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time.

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.

The essence of intelligence is skill in extracting meaning from everyday experience

Some days you're the bug. Some days you're the windshield.

We teach people how to remember, we never teach them how to grow.

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace.

I am not young enough to know everything.

For a first date my priorities are simple. Make sure she's happy, somewhere where she is comfortable and having a great time or great conversation.