Newest update: I put the rate my pic option on here, figuring it would be good for a laugh. Apparently, I'm just not that attractive to men in their 40s - I'm actually averaging a rating of one. And they haven't even seen me in my brand new Speedo.

Alright, I originally had a profile describing me in a little detail - but I'm finding that most of the people here probably aren't even reading it, so I am offering a condensed version for the attention-span challenged (yes, that means you MTV generation)

Likes: travel, sports, intellectual challenges, late nights, jamming on my guitar, conspiracies
Dislikes: routine, pretentious people, beets, sunglasses the size of small countries

If you own a chihuahua we probably won't click.

If your favourites list is in triple digits, girl, you need to make up your mind!

I'm not putting a profile pic up since I'd never hear the end of it from my coworkers. I'm symmetrical and not too hard on the eyes. Please be over 25 (or at least close) because I hate the insinuation I'm only dating arm-candy. (Note: I finally caved and did put one up).

I'm smart, kind, and have a quirky sense of humour - if that sounds like something you might be interested in, drop me a line or at least respond when I send you a stupid message at some godawful time of the night.. and when I add you as a favourite, it's more to remember the profiles of cute women I see on here then professing some sort of creepy connection to you - think of it more like a bookmark of people I'd like to get to know.

I'll probably have a nickname for you within the first half hour of meeting.

PS - I lied about my birthday, I'm really a Scorpio.
PPS - Is it just me, or is Prefer Not to Say any different than saying Yes?

That's a surprise.. only criteria is it would have to be a nice day since it involves being outside.