To bring somebody into your life, first take a step into theirs.

Some things about me:

To all the gay ladies, yes, I am available as an escort to Christmas parties. I started doing that years ago as a favor for a friend who was gay, she didn't want the people she worked with to know she was gay. Since I am a member of the Screen Actors Guild I am able to pull this kind of play off, so if any of you need a pretend playmate for the holidays give me a holla. This type of date must be strictly platonic of course. My gift to the gay community. BTY, don't even ask if I am gay, 'cause I am not.

My most recent picture is on my profile, taken 08.01.2009.

I don't do the bar thing. I can't see myself meeting anyone in a bar that I want to have more than a passing acquaintance with. Sorry to end my last sentence with a preposition. If you don't understand what I just said, stop reading and move on. Opps, I did it again.

I suppose I should mention that I am not looking for sexual encounters. There is no such thing as sex without strings, at least not with me. I want the real deal and won't settle for being someone's booty call.

With that out of the way, I can tell you I am a strong believer in kissing being very personal and intimate. You can expect that every kiss I kiss, I kiss it as if it is my first-kiss and my last-kiss. I attempt to give my love the kind of kisses that makes one's knees buckle, hard, unless, of course, we're related. Or you are retarded. Oh, lastly, I don't read minds and I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.

My thoughts about my friends:
I can not be happy without friends, nor sure of my friends till I was unhappy.

I will never date a woman whose father calls her 'Princess.' Chances are she believes it. I want a queen, not a princess.

I know the difference between there, their and they're. Woot!

My grandmother's 91. She's dating. He's about 94. It's going great. They never argue. They can't hear each other.

I am 48 but I look 47!!

My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures of their company, unless they're a judge. I detest judge Judy. I'm speaking!!!

I have blue eyes that sometimes turn green, depending on my mood.

I grew up mostly in Europe until the age of 14.

I know a secret!

I am a resourceful and hard working, intelligent man, with a playful personality. I am loving, caring, patient, and very truthful. I have a high-level of personal responsibility and integrity. I am dedicated, focused and will step up to meet any challenge. Hoorah!

I used to ask my Mom, "How can I find the right woman for me?"' and she answered, "Steven, don't worry about finding the right woman- concentrate on becoming the right man." Love you, Mom.

To close, good luck fishing, don't kiss too many frogs around the pond, and be careful of the sharks. Anything else you want to know about me just ask.

PS: Ladies, in 2010, try to find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the man who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky his is to have you....and you to have him by your side. The one who turns to his friends and says, 'that's her.' Unless of course you are a masochist.



I just lost my Father to cancer in November of 2009.
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THIS IS MY ANTI-PROFILE>

I am no fun to be around and I hate laughter. I am looking for a ugly and unsuccessful woman who knows nothing about how to treat a man. I am looking to be happy to be with multiple women and multiple women only. I am not looking to be your world and you will not be mine and everyone will see it and know it! Please contact me if you carry any bad habits. Life is too long and I want to waste my time.

2)

I need a gal who's filled with negative energy and no enthusiasm. One who's not humorous and hates laughter and social situations! I am looking for a weak, overconfident, inarticulate woman who's not capable of giving and receiving love freely. Is that you? I'd like to meet someone who is uncomfortable with herself and possesses no drive and determination to make her dreams come true! I hate gut level, honest communication and want a dishonest, untrustworthy, hating and unkind gal who can't appreciates the simple things in life.

3)

I don't believe in myself!!! I am continually not evolving. I don't trust my own inspiration and instincts. I am not led by my dreams and imagination & tend to never follow my hearts desires. I am not passionate, not compassionate, not spiritual, not earthy, not funny, not silly, not cute, not sexy, not sassy, not down to earth, very uneasy going, dependent, uncreative, inattentive, never a gentleman, unfriendly, unromantic spirit, unlovable, not playful, emotionally closed man. My energy is not exquisitely refined. I HATE all animals & believe the goal in life is to live in disagreement with mankind and nature. Laughter is a horrible sound, and truly the worst feeling!Yuck! And Commercial Christmas is Humbug!

Stop staring at your screen now and press the message button below, or you will regret not doing it the rest of your life! Let's meet for a cup of something yummy and see if there is a connection, I know you're scared of meeting the possible man of your dreams, but we'll make it a short meeting of 15 minutes and if you're REALLY psycho, then I could run away and live. If you made it this far, you might be the one for me...and if you like what you just read....let's chat!!