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Marital Status Not Single/Not Looking Profession She who entangles men Smarts PhD / Post Doctoral
Do you want children? Undecided/Open
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Interests
| Sociological Imagination | passive knowledge of cooking | active knowledge of human nature | | photographing squirrels | intercontinental moving | dreaming politics | | observing social interactions | teleporting and time travel | paramilitaries | | quirky shoes | disbelieved prophecies | laughing at myself mostly | | writing diaries of other people | tale spinning | trying not to smoke anymore | | avoiding self-inflicted injuries | arguing with my cat | drifting towards the safe shore | | coming up with weird interests that will not be underlined | | |
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About Me
I don't believe that one can get to know more than one person at the time in a meaningful way. Thus, contrary to the common practices of online dating, I do not tend to be involved in parallel dating, or serial dating, or whatever you kids call it these days.
I have met someone who makes me real happy, so I am not here for dating purposes. I am keeping this profile because I want to keep my deliciously insane testimonials, and to stay in touch with my friends.
Best of luck to all:)
First Date
No more first dates... at least I hope so. :)
Mail Settings (To message RedCassandra you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Age between 99 and 99
Live in Brunei Dar.
Live within 75 miles.
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
Must not be looking for Hang Out
Must not be looking for Talk/E-mail
Must not be looking for Long-term
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Dating
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be looking for Activity Partner
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
Must not smoke
| Lint Spotter | I am tempted to write something utterly amusing on here for RedCassandra, but when I think of this lady, I think of how she helped me and encouraged me to make decisions in life that I could live with... at a time when I was tearing apart, she told me it was ok to feel the way I do and to listen to my heart and my head, and that when the time was right, I would deal with things in my own way. She told me it was ok to walk away when I desperately needed someone to validate me... a strong friend and a staunch ally. Thank you my friend... I'll change this to something more amusing as time goes on, but I just thought people should know that you're more than just a pretty face and a witty rejoinder, you have heart... |
| esad | It started out so innocently. I was reading my favorite section of “Nice Guy Monthly”, the columns
written by Mothers who have a son living in their basement, when my eye wandered to the next page:
“ Eastern European Brides 50% Off!”
Wow! Subservient women half-off ! How could a guy pass this up? Normally priced at $10K
i was sure i could swing the $6,500 AND find a way to write it all off on my taxes. I wondered
which half of the women the company was going keep. I assumed a kidney or an arm, maybe
some brain tissue, no big loss, right? Sure certain position from the Karma Slutra would be
more difficult, but WTF, saving $4K was worth it, yes? The add did mention “Some assembly
required”.
Which brings me to Red. The bastiches did not mention that the directions were in Ruthenian.
Without Red, my Bride would still be in the crate. She not only helped me “put it all together”
but her insight into Human Behavior helped the two of us work out those nasty “Honeymoon
Jitters” that can occur when people from two different cultures mate. Red came over and
demonstrated one sexual position after another until the two of us got it right. She was
strict, but fair. I assume the whip scars will fade with time, but our memories of Red
in spandex barking orders will last forever.
If you and your mate are having trouble, if it seems like you just don’t speak the same language,
if one of you thinks sex should revolve around sheep or other domesticated farm animals, read
Cassandra words of wisdom on the Forums. Your sheep and cows will thank you for it! Mine have
...every single night. |
 | Red . . . [*a deep sincere sigh*] . . . awwwwh . . . Red . . . I have to say this lady has the gift of stirring the conscience . . . a gift few are blessed with . . . I enjoy following her in the forums like a puppy waiting to be “feed a treat” . . . an awesome treat Red offers . . . one of wisdom . . .insight . . .kindness . . . love . . . acceptance . . . She ventures like a butterfly . . . a mission she is on . . . although she may not know the power of her "spell" . . . rest assure I have experienced her awesome gift. Many are truly baffled as to why I'm a forum junkie, but it is only because these ppl fail to grasp the impact of the “RIPPLE EFFECT” . . . they fail to understand the effect of an individual such as Red can have in our lives . . . has had in my life. . . soooo many of us take for granted the IMPACT . . . whether good . . . or bad . . . we can have on other souls . . . so many of us underestimate the power of a small thing such a smile . . . then comes RED . . . an individual that has the gift to stir our conscience to such a degree . . . have such a profound impact with her words that we cannot help but become conscientious that we do not exist alone in this world . . . that we are all connected in one way or another . . . that we ALL may leave behind some little ripple in this world . . . that is the GIFT of being touched by “RED”-[*bows- bows again*] . . . . . . . . . . Red, ya know I would fly to the moon and back for fresh batteries . . . soooooooooooooooo MARRY ME! . . . . WAIT! [*deep in thought trying to find the right words*] . . . Ya do have ya own BOB . . . right? LMAO!!! xoxoxoxoxo . . .~Myth~ |
 | She is my "Partner in Solving Crimes" and I love her dearly. We share a bond that defies description. One day soon we will go out for cocktails, and we will cry and talk and then laugh the night away. Then we will heal, and the world will start spinning the right way again. Hugs to you, Partner. You have held me together when no one else could, and I will be grateful for that for eternity. Break out the Redheaded Red and pass it my way ... oh, and stay away from that large appliance with the knobby things in the kitchen. You are a menace and are not allowed in that area. Do not MAKE me have to tell you again, Woman. |
 | Never met her and probably never will, but everything about her personality (online) really stimulates my mind. This is my dream girl and I wish everyone that I knew had the wit and tempo of this young princess. |
 | Red has lived an amazing life and I truly admire her altruistic ways. She is one in a million although she would never admit as such, that’s just the way she is…….a very humble person. She’s been a great friend, not only to me but to many. She is intelligent, smart, beautiful not only on the outside but on the inside. She’s a kind soul, she’s at times shy. Yes, I said “shy”, can you believe THAT? She’s blessed with quick wit and is SO funny, I’ve laughed so hard at her posts I’ve had tears rolling down my face. She says she has the patience of the five year old, but I think she’s one of the most patient, understanding people I’ve known. She can teach young minds and I know she makes a difference in this world, with her work that she so passionately adores, it’s a part of who she is. Whatever man it is, who captures her heart and soul will truly be a very lucky man. But please, if you are the lucky man reading this…..uh, PLEASE don’t let her do any home improvement projects that involves a hammer. She nearly gouged her own eye out and gave herself a slight concussion the last time she attempted to hang curtains! So, lucky man, you will have to hang the curtains as I’m sure you will also be able to “hang the moon” in her eyes, once you’ve captured the vast loving heart of my friend, RedCassandra. Thank you my friend for allowing me into your world and I promise I will not break anything. |
 | Becoming acquainted with Red was a pleasure, getting know to know her more...it's just better and better!!
One of those ladies that resonates on so many levels. A kindred soul, sister, friend, an all around amazing individual. The pond is better because she's here just being...Red!!
I've laughed out loud so much...nodded my head in agreement, she makes me proud of my gender, a better example would be hard to find. Genuine...so much herself and so many are so glad she is!!
I admire, respect and adore her, as many others do. And ticked pink to call her friend. |
 | Featured here is yet another fine quality minion. In fact, she is the minion all other minions must live up to or else they will be disintegrated by the death rays from the manbat. This minion can get a death star built in record time. She is such a strong leader that not a single imp has acted out in the last 12 months. (ummm... do we have any imps left, or were they all squished?...sorta wondering why they've been so quiet for so long.) She's insightful, creative, beautiful, and just an all around great asset to the evil empire. She can whip my slaves into submission any day. |
 | Since some lame guy complained about testimonials, I felt the need to drag out the moron bat and leave one for Red. Of course I realize this will be a huge "turn off" to any lesbians seeking her company, but since she is straight, I think I am safe. She is brilliant, witty, fun loving and demented, my favorite combination in any companion of any gender. Whenever I talk to her I have to overcome an incredible urge to do bad things to Moose and Squirrel. I am quite convinced that any man not noticing that she is one of the most amazing women around, is obviously stark, raving mad... or just not paying close enough attention and they need correction. Lucky for them, she can handle that sort of disciplinary action with ease... step into her dungeon. Well, OK... get dragged into her dungeon. |
 | What can I say? Everyone knows that she's intelligent, beautiful, charming, sexy, dangerous, joyful, snarky, witty, seductive... hmm... there's plenty more where that came from... but you get the idea. One truly magnificent woman. And definitely on the top of my list for those to visit when I make my cuddle-tour of the US. ;) |
 | Oy! What to say about RedCassandra? If you can survive the wild yet accurate swinging of the manbat, chances are you'll have found a true friend for life. Find common ground with her and she just might let you live when you're foolish enough to disagree with her. Yep, RedCassandra is one of the absolute bestists. |
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