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Profession Man Thong Model
Do you want children? Undecided/Open Do you have children? All my kids are over 18
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Interests
| Golfing | hiking | biking | | camping | boating | hunting rats at the dump | | stealing candy from babies | long bike rides to the liquor store | canoeing in the swamp | | star gazing on a cloudy night | drinking fine wine out of the bottle | drying dishes with an old pair of underwear | | talking on the phone for hours on the 1-900 numbers | eating speghettios out of the can | washing the dishes and my laundry in the tub at the same time | | putting empty cartons of milk back in the fridge | laughing at my own stupidity | shopping for Knight In Shinning Armour apparel | | Beating the crap out of Prince Charming because he seems to have all the women looking for him | If anyone knows the whereabouts of this Mr Chem Istry guy I would like to have a chat with him also | Dancing around any important issues you may have | | Knitting sweaters out of my navel lint | | |
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About Me
I've pretty much given up on the dating side of POF, but I do still enjoy reading the forums. Not that you learn much from them, but you can get a real chuckle from some of the crazy questions.
UPDATE!!!!
Because of my many wonderful attributes and thus all the emails I'm getting from women clamouring to go out with me I have had to add a few restrictions:
1) You cannot be looking for a one night stand. It is way too hard on me trying to empty your beer fridge in one night. Not to mention the embarrassment of getting caught loading up what's left in my trunk the next morning.
2) You must be a supermodel or rich!!! I personally would perfer both, but that would just be being greedy on my part.
3) You MUST!!! Have a sense of humour!!!
Ladies if there is one thing you'll never have to worry about with me. You will never have to worry about me leaving the toilet seat up, because I never raise the damn thing in the first place.
My favorite past time has been solving lifes great mysteries ...suchas
Counting exactly how many pickled peppers Peter Pyper actually had to pick inorder to make a peck.
How they got the caramel in the caramel bar
How many licks it takes to get to the centre of a toosie pop
Watching the dexterity of a horse to see if it was even remotely possible for them to put Humpty Dumpty back together again.
More to follow
First Date
Go for a walk or bike ride to a local bar lol
TIME 2 has 2 roses that can be sent.
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