***UPDATE*** I give up for now...I guess Im gonna have some more "me" time. When I find cupid...Im kicking his a$$


Ok...I decided to rewrite my profile and come at this from a different angle; and if my calculations are correct I will have a flood of women beating down my door...here goes, enjoy!!!

Super UPDATE!!! One person said I would be perfect and round out the whole picture if i was Bi-polar...well, add that to this list; as of yesterday I am full on Bi-polar. I think i got it from eating a bad portobello mushroom or something like that. Be aware that I will not be taking my Meds so get ready for some "hellishly fun mood swings"...


Here is a list that will sum me up in a nutshell...

***ANOTHER UPDATE: I forgot to mention the rug rats...I have 7 chirrens and 8 baby's momma's...I dont know, you do the math...its a louisiana thang


Im 36 and I still live with my parents, but its kool if you come over cuz my room is on the other side of the house...no one will bother us

I dont have a job so I hope you make decent money but dont worry Im a pretty cheap date; you can almost eat two for one at arbys..whoo hoo

I dont have a car either so you will have to come pick me up...but mama will let me borrow the caravan sometimes

I am a gaming junkie so there will be no talky when the playstation is on

see above rule for football also

If we do start to date, I will not be putting the lid down; get over it...but I will leave a towel by the toilet so you can dry your a$$ if you fall in (now thats love)

I believe the answer to a smart mouth is always a firm backhand (james bond style)

If we do start to date there is a 95% chance I will cheat on you so dont introduce me to any of your friends

I dont believe in working out and my diet can be broken down into two basic food groups pizza and beer...this makes for a really bad dutch oven (--if u get that joke its ok to laugh)

After a long day of pretending to look for a job I like to wind down with a couple of six packs, this is pretty much standard fair every day at 4:00, get over it

I hope you cook, nuff said...

Evening attire always consists of the freshest wife beater off the floor, cut off short and the clicker in the left hand with the bud light in the right

I am a true leo in every sense of the word...a little loud, a little boisterous and I crave being the center of attention.

I have goals and actually got my GED and one day I want to go back to skool.


So..that is a little look at who I am; you can all now unleash your insatiable desire to want to "change" me...:) and ladies, the line forms to the right. Lets do this...

ps..for those of you who 'dont get it'...dont write to me cuz I might laugh at you

I think Im bitter now, can you tell